nova

heh

[nova @AlexandraCitan]

@troyesivan This is my favourite tweet

[Mixtree @M1xtree]

@gahhnie kids are smoking the hantavirus

[choopo @therealchoopo]

Figglehorn the Invisible and His Son Figglehorn

[audrey @phlegmme]

Teacher: Ok class today we’re removing the second, third, fourth, fifth, sixth, ninth and tenth letters of our names

Kid named Putrid Ooze: I hate school :(

[nova @AlexandraCitan]

@clovisisis @okbilly91 @ohcrapohno that’s so weird wtf 😭

[nova @AlexandraCitan]

@abhidoes @chiikawaphan i’m so confused everyone one else is saying it’s ai??! 😭

[noah @noahalyx]

bro nonblack people stealing “ahh” and pronouncing it as literally “AH” instead of “AAA” (short for ass) will always make me laugh they really so dumb bro 😭niggas cant even copy us right

[nova @AlexandraCitan]

@imwright62 @TizzyEnt no one said this… if you’re talking abt trans WOMEN then idk wtf you’re on abt?

[nova @AlexandraCitan]

oh wait…. out of state AHHH

[nova @AlexandraCitan]

genuinely can we stop normalizing severe functional alcoholism
my last straw w this current friend group
also the casual misogyny….

[nova @AlexandraCitan]

what happened to all the queer ppl i was friends with wtf did they all go 😭😭😭

[nova @AlexandraCitan]

accidentally spent $40 at the beauty supply store (my budget was $20)

[nova @AlexandraCitan]

also gonna buy blue shampoo since i only have purple, im dealing w yellow patches more than anything

[nova @AlexandraCitan]

got a level 9/10 in two sessions MWAHAHA

[nova @AlexandraCitan]

would 9-10 be more understandable for ppl who don’t do hair?

[ape attack survivor @pissvortex]

White people when they realize Cinco de Mayo is on a Taco Tuesday !

[nova @AlexandraCitan]

@TheGoblinnn only someone who couldn’t park backwards properly would say this 🤨

[nova @AlexandraCitan]

the type of shit i’d use to eat when i was high asl in high school

[COOLEE BRAVO @ItalianFiesta]

They in da car eatin BALLS OF BUTTER

[robbie!! =w= @chudloser7]

somebody actually made an edit

[my reaction videos @cherryreactions]

rupaul smiling in a car, staring at the camera & being ominous (to washed away by kelela) reaction video

[Jub @youcantbreak]

Thank you fish