If you wanna know how much can change in 5 years, back In 2019 these guys said they couldn’t breathe in a mask, but now they can’t shoot a woman in the head 3 times without one!
Me: fully aware of the ‘correct’ pronunciation of “charcuterie”
Also Me: *fully aghast* when someone says the word charcuterie and not charcoochie like I do
Some scary lady at the dispensary just stared through my soul, then calmly said
“ is that stitch in your bellybutton” referring to my bellybutton ring barely poking out of my jeans
1st- it’s a cherry OBVS I know my brand
2nd- ¡WHAT A WEIRD THING TO SAY TO ME TO ME!