thoughts at the gyno: lots of dresses and skirts for easy access. i wore a tennis dress—poor choice in hindsight, because it’s basically a romper situation with built-in shorts and they’ll probably make me change into a gown. do you think they, too, wore their good panties?
my teacher friend just sent me a voice note and you could hear one of her students in the background yell “sarah mclachlan is oprah’s horcrux” and i just felt like more ppl deserved to hear that on this fine friday afternoon