Alex

[Alex @Alexandriaheet2]

Ordered a butter beer latte.. Barista it's JUST a latte. Coworker screams Avada Kedavra &throws straw at him. @jk_rowling @Starbucks #myhero

[Alex @Alexandriaheet2]

I've seen the Goblet of fire too many times to count & I still cry for Cedric 😩 #HarryPotter #gobletoffire @jk_rowling

[Alex @Alexandriaheet2]

Right eyebrow loves Chanel & vacations in Europe. Left eyebrow is from 8 mile & never left the trAiler park. #browproblems #wunderbrow #fml

[Alex @Alexandriaheet2]

Now all of a sudden ur skin is oily but u hve $80 worth of hydrating foundation left😒 #wheresthebabypoWder #barelymakingit #fml #makeup

[Alex @Alexandriaheet2]

This dog is so terrified. https://t.co/yGuZnXqnr3

[Alex @Alexandriaheet2]

Naturally skinny chick: hard work pays off gym body . BITCH IF U DONT STFU WITH UR HIGH ASS METABOLISM 😡

[Alex @Alexandriaheet2]

Tell me I'm beautiful but also let me know my heads to big for my body.
It's called balance lol
#iCant #StayHumble #petty

[Alex @Alexandriaheet2]

@kaiser_rachel lmao you can't tell me that wouldn't boost sales

[Alex @Alexandriaheet2]

Makeup reviews should be:
Chanel lip stain is amazing stayed on all night drinking,dancing, & intense dick sucking. #yourwelcome #chanel

[Alex @Alexandriaheet2]

My son doesn't always fuck with me when I'm getting ready but when he does its when I'm trying to have Pristine bitch brows! #momprobz

[Alex @Alexandriaheet2]

Having to force your friend to drink her coffee bc you're a morning person on Adderall. #shewasntready

[Alex @Alexandriaheet2]

Changing bitches names in my phone book to Voldemort #AvadaKedavra

[Corey ⚜️ @CoreyKeyz]

I like girls that are a combination of sweet & a tad psychotic. Be nice one minute, threaten my life the next. Always keep me on my toes.

[Alex @Alexandriaheet2]

@kaiser_rachel shut up 😩

[Jamie Woodham @jwoodham]

Donald Trump asking about nuclear weapons is the biggest red flag since Voldemort asked about Horcruxes as a teenager at Hogwarts.