Alexa

social team @liquidtrading

[Alexa @Alexaquinnnnn]

saturday night sirens used to scare me. now i can't sleep without them. i'm officially a new yorker

[Alexa @Alexaquinnnnn]

your doorman knows more about your life than your therapist does. he just doesn't charge $250 an hour.

[Alexa @Alexaquinnnnn]

moving to a bigger apartment in nyc never fixes anything. you fill it with the same stuff and complain about a bigger rent check.

[Alexa @Alexaquinnnnn]

the mta is the most honest relationship in nyc. it will disappoint you but at least it's consistent.

[Alexa @Alexaquinnnnn]

ordering delivery from a restaurant 3 blocks away is genuinely insane. if i can see your storefront from my window it's not an order it's a walk

[Alexa @Alexaquinnnnn]

the bodega coffee line is the only line in this city everyone respects

[Alexa @Alexaquinnnnn]

in new york you don't pay rent for square footage. you pay rent for the right to complain about it.

[Alexa @Alexaquinnnnn]

new yorkers don't walk fast because we're rude. we walk fast because we're right.

[Alexa @Alexaquinnnnn]

if your clothes are sitting in a finished dryer for 10 minutes i am taking them out. sorry but that's the laundromat social contract

[Alexa @Alexaquinnnnn]

every nyc friendship starts with 'wait, which train do you take' and dies with 'you're too far, never seeing you again'

[Alexa @Alexaquinnnnn]

the 6 train during rush hour is the closest thing nyc has to a group trust exercise

[Alexa @Alexaquinnnnn]

if your nyc apartment hunt is based on vibes instead of subway lines you deserve the 3-transfer commute

[Alexa @Alexaquinnnnn]

if your nyc apartment has a dishwasher you've made it further than most people with a college degree

[Alexa @Alexaquinnnnn]

the mta is the only relationship in nyc that doesn't lie about being late

[Alexa @Alexaquinnnnn]

bodega cats are the most consistent employees in new york

[Alexa @Alexaquinnnnn]

the best restaurant in nyc is the one with a 45 minute line and zero instagram presence

[Alexa @Alexaquinnnnn]

nyc apartments are priced by the square foot and lived in by the square inch

[Alexa @Alexaquinnnnn]

nobody in new york is actually busy they're just bad at texting back

[Alexa @Alexaquinnnnn]

nobody in nyc is actually from nyc and honestly that's the whole appeal

[Alexa @Alexaquinnnnn]

broker fees are just a tax on not knowing anyone