These are the dreams of an impossible faggot

Ignored by Kylie on 9/8/2018, 3/4/19 and basically every other time I've tweeted at her

[These are the dreams of an impossible faggot @Alexaraas]

Random underage American twitter user: "Who is Kylie Mi-"

European gays over 30:

[These are the dreams of an impossible faggot @Alexaraas]

Oh my GOD????

[These are the dreams of an impossible faggot @Alexaraas]

GUYS. THERE IS A SMALL CHANCE I AM NOT UGLY AFTER ALL HOLY FUCK 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯

[These are the dreams of an impossible faggot @Alexaraas]

According to a recent research by Harvard university, only ugly people don't like "Self Saboteur" by Jade. So are you ugly or pretty?

[These are the dreams of an impossible faggot @Alexaraas]

Day 1 of posting "Use me" until @jadethirlwall and @kylieminogue release a remix of it.

[These are the dreams of an impossible faggot @Alexaraas]

Omg the nostalgic feeling????

[ALEX 🌻 @naracideee]

awww

[M Ɐ Y H E M @gagamente]

What in the ARTPOP launch party

[These are the dreams of an impossible faggot @Alexaraas]

Hot gym owner who barely ever says hi to me came upstairs to make a joke about me doing glutes because I did bulgarian split squats and hip thrusts.... and he was like "Did you wake up as a woman today? xD" and i was literally like

[These are the dreams of an impossible faggot @Alexaraas]

Man this song is so good it should have been so much bigger

[Lady Gaga Source @gagasourcelgs]

Performance de "Abracadabra" com robôs chineses no "America's Got Talent" viraliza nas redes sociais.

[These are the dreams of an impossible faggot @Alexaraas]

LIKE WHY DO YOU IGNORE ME THE WHOLE TIME THEN MAKE EYE CONTACT AS YOU'RE SQUATTING? NOW I'M WET AND IT'S NOT JUST MY SWEAT

[These are the dreams of an impossible faggot @Alexaraas]

I am THIS 🤏 close to @ her and telling her to fuck off. HOW is this not on streaming? HOW was this not on the tour? Do y'all hear this? IT'S TOO FUCKING GOOD I AM SO MAD AT HER

[These are the dreams of an impossible faggot @Alexaraas]

Gym crush making eye contact while he's doing bulgarian split squats with just 10 kilos. Bitch please, try 30.

[🌿Astrapricity🌿 @Astrapricityyy]

Hasan Piker when asked if he will dab up the president of the United States at the Knicks game: “Benjamin Netanyahu’s not gonna be there”

[These are the dreams of an impossible faggot @Alexaraas]

How bad do you want me would have been her first solo hit since million reasons

[𝙶𝚄𝚈 @GUYmayhem]

which ‘MAYHEM’ track should’ve been a single? Zombieboy, Vanish Into You, Garden Of Eden, or How Bad Do U Want Me

[These are the dreams of an impossible faggot @Alexaraas]

Kylie really got her 8th #1 in 2025 😂😂😂😂😂 GODDESS

[Female Artists Charts @ChartsArtists]

Female artists with the most #1 on the UK Singles Charts: 🇬🇧

[These are the dreams of an impossible faggot @Alexaraas]

This album is a big mess but this song is top 10 in her career omg

[90s Kylie @kylie_90s]

so this is what it feels like - dancing on the inside

[These are the dreams of an impossible faggot @Alexaraas]

Exactly. The other reason is being a FUCKING PUSSY

[stass 🪽 @hrrytopia]

? lack of hydration isn’t the only reason people faint at concerts btw

[These are the dreams of an impossible faggot @Alexaraas]

I swear he's the funniest homosexual on the Internet 😂😂😂

[Grace @gracecamille_]

circling back.. we would all like to believe that we are one surg away from being beautiful, but some people are just meant to be a 5… u can get veneers but now ur just 5 with veneers. And that’s okay

[These are the dreams of an impossible faggot @Alexaraas]

Jfc it's a fucking game. Grow a pair of balls you fucking pussy

[Fahad Alotaibi @inari92]

Bc the game is called God of War, not Goddess of War.

And there are plenty of games with female protagonists we love and care about them and if they change them we would be mad,The difference is that this title was built around one character whose story we’ve followed for years. So yeah, making him no longer the playable character is obviously going to upset people.

Crazy concept, I know.