Alex Light

Chronic Anxiety, toting the middle line, devil’s advocate, either care too much about someone or not at all, master of none, ♊️

[Alex Light @Alexeffinlight]

Nobody at my part time job has seen the Devil Wears Prada, and I’m really struggling with this.

[Alex Light @Alexeffinlight]

Men who are jealous of children bc the woman is paying more attention to her children than them are narcissistic fucks. #goeatshit

[Alex Light @Alexeffinlight]

Crunchy Vegans: meat is bad for you, it’s bad for the environment, blah blah blah
-then lights a cigarette.

Yeah, okay.

[Alex Light @Alexeffinlight]

😔😔😔

[Alex Light @Alexeffinlight]

I hear people say “the rules of warfare” there’s no rules of war. War is just small men who want more power and money and who don’t give a FUCK about anybody but themselves. It has and will always be this way. My heart breaks for Ukraine.

[Alex Light @Alexeffinlight]

There’s just something about Burberry that screams, I’m a classy bitch. God I’d love to be able to be outfitted in Burberry. Someday, child.

[Alex Light @Alexeffinlight]

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[Alex Light @Alexeffinlight]

Places really need music in bathrooms…

[Alex Light @Alexeffinlight]

Family: we’re quiet people.
Me: *brings home quiet guy.*
Fam: he’s too quiet.
Me: *brings home guy who talks*
Fam: he talks too much.

#wellguessimfucked #canneverwin

[Alex Light @Alexeffinlight]

I keep getting ads for plus sized women and large breasted women. While I think these women look amazing, these ads are totally not for someone like me. I have mosquito bites, and have actually lost more weight than I’d like to admit the last year.

[Alex Light @Alexeffinlight]

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[Alex Light @Alexeffinlight]

@yoFILL You need to have a conversation with my boyfriend 😂

[Alex Light @Alexeffinlight]

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, kids should be IN SCHOOL learning about MLK. This country needs to understand what he was fighting for, because it’s pretty damn clear this country has lost sight of it. #equalitymatters #MLKDay

[Alex Light @Alexeffinlight]

Just because someone doesn’t want to get the Covid vaccine doesn’t mean they’re anti-vax. Many are just anti this particular one. Same story as pro-choice, doesn’t make you pro-abortions. Cool? Okay. Cool.

[Alex Light @Alexeffinlight]

My lobster 🦞♥️

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Week one down. 🤘🏼

[Alex Light @Alexeffinlight]

I’m genuinely looking forward to sobriety. Start with week one and move up.

[Alex Light @Alexeffinlight]

Well, I think it’s time to put drinking on the back burner again. Feeling like garbage.

[Alex Light @Alexeffinlight]

What’s it like being petite? Like 5’-5’4” size 6-7 shoes (hell, even 8-9) , small size clothes, and able to wear 5” stilettos and not feel like a monster?

[Alex Light @Alexeffinlight]

I just received a penis shake of approval for my outfit choice. I hope I get those for the rest of my life.