Alexei Barnes

[Alexei Barnes @Alexei_Barnes]

@chozenundead I don't know what that means but I like KSP because I get to find out what would happen if you drove a buggy off of minimus and ramp jumped it into a station in orbit going the other way

[Alexei Barnes @Alexei_Barnes]

@GetBefriended Contractual congratulations! 😊

[Alexei Barnes @Alexei_Barnes]

@chozenundead @GetBefriended Excellent young padawan

[Alexei Barnes @Alexei_Barnes]

@chozenundead @GetBefriended Nice 😂👌

[Alexei Barnes @Alexei_Barnes]

@allmobro Between your talk, Sam Newman's talk, and Ian Cooper's talk I feel like I've got a whole new set of language to express myself with. Thanks!

[Alexei Barnes @Alexei_Barnes]

@allmobro great talk! Me and my colleague are now embroiled in an energetic conversation about how to fix our integration tests 😊

[Alexei Barnes @Alexei_Barnes]

@GetBefriended No! How could they possibly know how to do their own job better than me?!? Inexplicable!

[Alexei Barnes @Alexei_Barnes]

@GetBefriended Side note, Google search results now cursed.

[Alexei Barnes @Alexei_Barnes]

@GetBefriended If the early cartoons are cannon then he has a school crush https://t.co/0hMKVhsexk

[Alexei Barnes @Alexei_Barnes]

@GetBefriended This is how campaigns are lost, stupid battles. Reminds me of hillary vs memes,just less extreme and a lot less funny.

[Alexei Barnes @Alexei_Barnes]

@chozenundead Trying to imagine what the proposal was like. "Hey, sign this please? Thank. Here is your ring."

[Alexei Barnes @Alexei_Barnes]

@GetBefriended *sarcasem* If I can't have my kink accepted by society then NO ONE CAN!
Wait, is this person an accidental anime villain?

[Alexei Barnes @Alexei_Barnes]

@GetBefriended Egg: poached
Steak: almost raw
Milk: yes
Alcohol: what's that?

[Alexei Barnes @Alexei_Barnes]

@GetBefriended It's a series of tubes!

[Alexei Barnes @Alexei_Barnes]

@GetBefriended Gotta give us more than that, how did they discribe it? 😂

[Virgin Media ❤️ @virginmedia]

@_Freakyclown_ Posting it to you is secure, as it's illegal to open someone else's mail. ^JGS

[Alexei Barnes @Alexei_Barnes]

@virginmedia @_Freakyclown_ Stop misleading people by responding that mail is secure. The problem is that you store passwords.

[Alexei Barnes @Alexei_Barnes]

@virginmedia @_Freakyclown_ This is unacceptable, as a business who handles millions of people's data you should be ashamed.