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[Michi @NekoMichiUBC]

My workplace held an AI-generated image contest and I submitted an illustration I drew. Nobody noticed it wasn't AI and I ended up winning.

[Fry @Alexfrenchfry]

Some day Apollo and Cloak are going to go missing and I’m going to have a really good alibi

[Fry @Alexfrenchfry]

Randomly told a table today
“Here are your chips…. and Yar be your salsa” and just had to awkwardly walk away

[Fry @Alexfrenchfry]

@scoutislonely Omg it’s the guy that wrote the Macarena

[Fry @Alexfrenchfry]

@BenCraw19622911 @emiliabedilia86 Because it isn’t done yet still painting the backdrop

[Fry @Alexfrenchfry]

@emiliabedilia86 You better keep us posted on the film

[Fry @Alexfrenchfry]

@JasonPe67362336

[Fry @Alexfrenchfry]

@plant_childd I didn’t know we were celebrating Halloween everyday

[Fry @Alexfrenchfry]

My final evolution is Jake Johnson

[National Park Service @NatlParkService]

One day you’ll find someone obsessed with you.
It’s probably going to be a squirrel.

[Fry @Alexfrenchfry]

@emiliabedilia86 ✨water bottle✨

[Fry @Alexfrenchfry]

@scoutislonely And with every photoshop I become more and more powerful

[Fry @Alexfrenchfry]

@scoutislonely We fight to the death you win I give it back I win I put it on me

[Fry @Alexfrenchfry]

@scoutislonely

[Fry @Alexfrenchfry]

Does anyone else’s pussy make that doo-wop doo-wop sound, or is it just mine?

[Fry @Alexfrenchfry]

@JasonPe67362336 Ass joke

[Fry @Alexfrenchfry]

Someone called and complained the other day at work about one of my jokes. So I can’t make the joke anymore so I thought why not share it here

(It got a spit take from a customer once so it’s one of my favorites)

they ask for a to go box I bring out a big box and a small one

[Fry @Alexfrenchfry]

@kiasoulh8club Oh you want the list of jokes i use at work I’ll send it to you. one of the new ones is telling the customers that we can’t make the impossible tacos because ….. impossible

[Fry @Alexfrenchfry]

@trenthix They probably had a small to go box of their own