Grubard

Sell Twitter to the people!

[Grubard @Alexgrubard]

Believe in yourself. I wrote a check that’s dated 10 years in the future for a million dollars from Jim Carrey.

[Grubard @Alexgrubard]

https://t.co/cUDoWz2o8P for my upcoming shows and info.

[Grubard @Alexgrubard]

Biden dropped out. Now him and I have something in common.

[Grubard @Alexgrubard]

Biden has COVID. God is taking out the nominees’ senses one by one.

[Grubard @Alexgrubard]

Think JD Vance calls Trump “Meemaw?”

[Grubard @Alexgrubard]

That @stickermule email is going to show up on a lot of @Vistaprint t-shirts.

[Grubard @Alexgrubard]

I feel bad for the bullet.

[Grubard @Alexgrubard]

@eddiejfinn And if you last the night, it’s yours!

[Grubard @Alexgrubard]

Local NY News has become, “this person moved out of New York City and now their rent is cheaper.”

[Grubard @Alexgrubard]

#RIPMartinMull

I’ve watched this video on repeat so many times, I love it so much.

I Want To Be God - Performed Live In Concert

https://t.co/OHfnHRgjCn

[Grubard @Alexgrubard]

Oh no!!!! Martin Mull was the best! #RIPMartinMull

[The Hollywood Reporter @THR]

Martin Mull, the droll comedian, actor, singer-songwriter and painter who made you laugh in 'Clue,' 'Sabrina, the Teenage Witch,' 'Roseanne, 'Arrested Development' and more has passed away https://t.co/zjP7faie2E

[WeedingOutTheStoned @WeedingStoned]

JUNE 13 at @dojoofcomedy in Morris Plains, NJ!

https://t.co/oLnqfgkXFp

[Grubard @Alexgrubard]

It smells like someone stabbed a keg of Budweiser in this bar.

[Grubard @Alexgrubard]

Thats more felonies than I’ve had roommates.

[Grubard @Alexgrubard]

Ugh, I just pinned someone’s text thread in iMessage. This is so embarrassing.

[Grubard @Alexgrubard]

@WeedingStoned is coming to @dojoofcomedy on Thursday, June 13th!

https://t.co/IYFu7Ye8VE

[Grubard @Alexgrubard]

New format is just more reruns of Ridiculousness.

[Variety @Variety]

MTV Movie & TV Awards Won't Happen in 2024; Eyes Return In a New Format Next Year https://t.co/N9m5fe6VGE

[Grubard @Alexgrubard]

I’ll be waiting for the subway too long and start googling, “who the hell was Delancey and why does his train station suck?”

[Grubard @Alexgrubard]

Ain’t no party like a pizza party ‘cause a pizza party means the whole class got Bs.

[Grubard @Alexgrubard]

Hot damn! The dudes have done it!

[Netflix Is A Joke @NetflixIsAJoke]

Tires, a new Netflix comedy series starring Shane Gillis, premieres May 23.

[Grubard @Alexgrubard]

And they won’t be the funny kind like in GTA games, but the lame kind like in mobile games.

[Culture Crave 🍿 @CultureCrave]

EA CEO says they're looking at putting ads in their video games 🎮