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Sarcastic overthinker XXIV

[∆ @Alexheredia8]

Imaginemos cosas chingonas

[Philip DeFranco 👊🏻 @PhillyD]

I stand by this even more following Ed Sheeran's weak bs post today.

10 years ago I was the centrist fence-sitting final boss.

I get it Ed.

I thought it made me enlightened, but looking back it was just cowardice. Too many things are too fucked rn to stay silent or neutral.

[meg ⋆˚࿔ @pantbian]

OH FUCK ME

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

"Be quiet! Be quiet!" -- here's full footage of Trump's Oval Office meltdown over Kim Jong Un, South Korea, and conditions on the USS Lincoln

[pokey pup @Whatapityonyou]

The moment he brings out the beanie *chef’s kiss*

[LamarOnReal @LamarOnReal]

Shannon Sharpe on Daniel Faalele:

“Fish filet… You shouldn’t be that big and that sorry.” 😭

[Daniel Rotman @daniel_rotman15]

Have you considered the possibility that he’s simply not good?

[MELLOFRIEND @mellofriendy]

Minecraft Commands

[🐦‍⬛🔥 @LamarsThatGuy]

Even his teammates know he’s a statpadder lol holy shit

[Ian Rapoport @RapSheet]

From Inside Training Camp Live: Attempting to make sense of the future of #Colts QB Anthony Richardson...

[Marc Lamont Hill @marclamonthill]

This is tan suit level desperation.

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Robert Pattinson as Chris Hansen catching a pedophile in his new film ‘PRIMETIME’.

“You see how this looks right?”

[nina @robfilms_]

THE VOICE. THE DELIVERY. He’s coming for that oscar

[Dvd𖤓 @ov04l]

Promised to get my niece a phone when she turns 10 five years ago and her birthday is 2 days from now

[NO CONTEXT HUMANS @HumansNoContext]

My hate contract against Cucurella is over, he is a great player and also a good person

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

In Texas they told me to stop at Buc-ee's for gas.

I have been to shrines. I have stood in temples that took two hundred years to build.

I was not prepared for the gas station.

There were one hundred and twenty fuel pumps.

I counted them because I did not believe them.

A man beside me was filling a truck the size of my first apartment, and he was not filling it because it was empty.

He was filling it because he was here, and here is where a man fills things.

Inside was a hall so vast I lost the horizon.

A wall of jerky. A wall of fudge I did not know the country produced.

A brisket sandwich handed to me by a man in a beaver costume.

And I want to be clear, the beaver is not a mascot.

The beaver is a saint.

The people speak of him the way my grandmother spoke of the mountain behind her house.

And the bathrooms.

I had been warned about the bathrooms and I had dismissed the warning as the pride of a loud people.

I was wrong to dismiss it.

The bathrooms are famous across the whole state and they have earned it.

I have slept in worse hotels. I nearly bowed upon entering.

A janitor was polishing the floor with the devotion of a man tending a garden he loved, and when I thanked him he said "welcome in," which I have since learned is what Texas says instead of hello, and also instead of I am glad you exist.

I went in for gas. I was inside for ninety minutes.

I came out with fudge, a shirt printed with a joke I do not fully understand, forty dollars of jerky, and a feeling I can only describe as having been to church.

I did not need any of it.

I needed all of it.

I have walked through the great cathedrals of the old world. I lit no candle there.

I lit no candle at Buc-ee's either.

But I did fill the truck.

And I understand now that in Texas, this is the same thing.

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

SPANISH BROADCAST CALL OF ARGENTINA'S WINNING GOAL IS ELECTRIC 🔥

(Via @TelemundoSports)

[Acyn @Acyn]

Ossoff: Who won the 2020 election?

Clayton: I’m not going to get into that with you.

Ossoff: Isn't it humiliating to be unable to answer this question, to have to indulge the president's delusions?

[Mat @MatDefies]

If you don't understand why France looked so flat against Spain.

Blame Cucurella, didn't let them breathe!

[Kobi @UTDKobi]

Cucurella locked down the whole France attack, what a mad man https://t.co/LbCRWKFrIX

[W.E.B. DaBoi @Tyre_94]

Mitch McConnell and Lindsey Graham dead