Alexia ✨

being a mom is my entire personality

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Was surprisingly efficient and he left me alone for 10 min would recommend

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I want to be the mom that has it all together but today was rock bottom when I handed my kid a swiffer and asked him to run laps

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Nothing scares me more than my toddler carrying a step stool with a look of determination

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I went through our entire morning “I am kind, I am gentle.” mantra and after finishing I say “are you going to be nice today?” To which my toddler replied “no I’m going to fight my friends” dude WHAT

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You don’t have to think my son is the most perfect cutest sweetest funniest smartest boy to ever exist but you would be wrong

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My coworker said she has the tism and I was like that’s okay I think everyone falls on the spectrum somewhere and she goes yeah maybe but I was talking about astigmatism

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My client today told me she wears leggings to school everyday I told her we weren’t allowed to she said “oh back then you couldn’t do that?” I’m sorry… Back then? Bestie did not have to do me like that

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I love January bc as a collective we are all trying a little harder ❤️❤️ go team

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I am unstoppable with a crockpot and a cream of something soup

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Sitting in my living room looking at the fort I built my son next to his little reading tent after our morning was spent having a dance party and drawing pictures realizing I’m the fun mom I always wanted to be 🥹

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My toddler punched me in the eye so hard my lash extensions came off 🥰

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Don’t let “crunchy moms” convince you your child doesn’t need wellness visits early intervention saves lives as do vaccines

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I’m just going to say it a lot of the “crunchy” mom trends are just glorifying neglect

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Grocery pickup needs to have a “please hurry my child is screaming in the backseat” check in option

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@sophh_ann Haha he looks at me every time like

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My boyfriend thinks I’m a literal genius bc when he’s not paying attention I turn on the subtitles for jeopardy

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I am OBSESSED with my sons tooth gap 🥺

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Told my bestie I look like I have the suds and she said “suds?” So currently looking for a new bestie

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Being told your house feels homey is the best compliment