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and when it finally happens,I hope you understand why the wait was necessary 💬
Country music lover 🎷
Teeny tiny🤗

[☔ @Whotfismick]

When your boss says "we'll get it done somehow" and you realize you're the somehow

[☈€ᗰ☡€↳ 🥀⭒ @ohremzel]

Mans trying to be a third wheel on his own date 😭

[𝗡𝗴𝗶𝗴𝗲 @onlyngige]

😔 Wacha Steve Jobs arauke apate iPhone zake ni ' Macho Utat '

[Kipkalya Kones @MrKipkalya]

Once in a while, Ruto visits Kenya to announce new taxes, then proceeds with his world tour.

Incompetent at birth.

[𝐒𝐡𝐚𝐦𝐦𝐲💗 @Urfv_shammy]

Never teach a man how to be your man. Don't ask him for anything. Not a date. Not flowers. Not clingy texts. Not morning calls. Not time. Not affection. When a man truly wants you,he moves different on his own. Life's too short to be waiting for someone to act right!

[♡yG♡🧚‍♀️ @angellailah_yG]

i don't like casual dating & hookups because i have attachment issues,i also think everyone has HIV & ppl are carrying curses & bad luck

[27. @dimvji]

fortunately my favorite coping mechanism is isolation, so yeah i won’t bother you

[Tifẹ́ @BoluAyos]

The night I received break up message I didn’t reply back I wanted to wait till the following day maybe she’d change her mind. Waking up I couldn’t find my phone again, it has been stolen 😂.

[kgadi♠️ @Kgadi_yaMoloto]

Texting your brother is literally like texting a man who doesn’t like you 😂😂

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

Sasa hii ni Thumbnail gani surely Rapcha na nilikutumia picha nimevaa suti. Surely!! What is wrong with everyone in this country?

I have women who like me on this app. Dont you know that!!

[Lydia Owuor @itslydiaowuor]

“I’ve never wanted to be put on a pedestal because it worries me that if you’re put up so high, the only other thing you can do is fall.” ~ Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie

[✩⋆｡°kronk⋆｡°✩ @krrronk]

foundational text

[Ade omo Ade 👑 01 @educatedtug01]

Wife: Our son called me a b!tch today.

Husband: “Where is that son of a b!tch?

Wife:

[muliii @muliwithanm]

Unapigiwa simu na mtu hamjaongea miezi kadhaa inabidi umuombe mia kwanza kabla akuombe juu hali is not hali😭

[ジョイボーイ @_GreatnessTupu]

Prime Kairo was a menace

[27. @dimvji]

sometimes you gotta decide that it’s the last time the universe teaches you the same lesson

[1eastside @ask2people]

Mzazi amenipata nikivuta bhangi asubuhi should I forgive her?

[cyncityyyy🪽 @sugarwithvenom]

Waking up to this😂😂😂❤️🤭

[PeePee🎀 @peegzy1]

No one has a victim complex like a man who thinks he’s a good person.

[Ms_Miriti @MsMiriti]

Naamkia chai ya maziwa , super loaf ikiwa na blueband. Walevi can’t relate wako busy with fanta and indomie soup 😂