sarah

If you never take it seriously, you never get hurt. If you never get hurt, you always have fun.🍒 Ig:sarah_alexie

[fluttershy @hwrtyed]

from a young age i knew everybody was wrong and i was right

[𝖗𝖊𝖉✞ @_redfeels]

the sexual tension between me and bashing my head against the wall

[💫𝓓𝓮𝓶𝓸💫🪐 @Demo4fhs]

"Oh for fuck's sake what now" - me when asked to do the job I was hired to do

[julia @juumelo_]

is this psychosis or am I just so back

[fishious @fishquichee]

I think the elephant adds a nice touch to the room

[𐄑^⁃⩊⁃^𐄑 @supersoniqo]

i think its beautiful when a man is able to look past my mental disorder and love me for my boobs

[hunter @3gpmh]

all of my character development has been against my will

[Joshwelt @weltszzn]

I be needing days off just to think Imao

[fluttershy @hwrtyed]

self-isolating avoidant daughter #finalboss

[m @skitzocat]

putting one basket in all my eggs

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

UNPOPULAR OPINION: NOTHING FEELS BETTER THAN WAKING UP TO RAIN WHEN YOU HAVE NOWHERE TO BE

[tt✮⋆ @Bluebirdeyessss]

do NOT project your lack of whimsy onto me

[Mike “The Burg” Burgan @mike_burgan]

Today’s to do list:

1. Bite off more than I can chew
2. Build Rome in one day
3. Poke a bear with a stick
4. Beat a dead horse
5. Skate on thin ice

[jay @smokesprits]

it is what it is but like why

[cuckold jones @cuckcat]

(flirting) what are you diagnosed with

[very baller cash money normal sane person @normal_ballerx]

ok bitch whatever. come talk to me when you're not possessed by demons

[jane doe ☣︎ @f8lfang]

ur swag is fake i can tell theres no suffering behind it

[𝓐𝓻𝓼𝓸𝓷 ☆ @desi0re]

my roommate is so unserious

[𝔙𝔞𝔪𝔭 @bIoodFr4ak]

i’m not saying i’m cursed but the evidence is mounting

[𝔙𝔞𝔪𝔭 @bIoodFr4ak]

if you ever feel safe just remember im out there