Alexis420

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@Brownqbe 45 minutes is rookie numbers. I once spent two hours in a full heart-to-heart with a sleeve of Oreos

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@thecleopetra_ That face, those tattoos… you already know the answer

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@bunnythagod Roll up first, then open DoorDash. Ordering high is how you end up with three appetizers and zero regrets

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@urHIGH_ness_ Forget pickup lines. Tuck me in, handle the dishes, and have a joint waiting for me when I wake up, and I'm yours.

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@urHIGH_ness_ Some people go out to have a good night. You stayed home and planned a perfect one

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@loliche_rme Before, so the shower turns into a 45-minute spa session where I forget if I already washed my hair

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@BudfatherFamily Meanwhile my costume this year is a girl who stayed home, rolled up, and let everybody else do the pretending

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@AngelOfIndica Checking the lineage before you buy? A girl with taste... Fruitopia with those terps, your night's in good hands

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@Cheeze_Coolman Wiz hit one bong rip and accidentally started a support group. Anybody who needs a bong lesson, I'll walk you through it real slow

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Pro tip for tomorrow night... eat the edible before you put the costume on.

Kicks in anywhere from 30 minutes to 2 hours, so time it right and you'll walk into that party glowing like you know something nobody else does.

First time? 2.5 to 5mg, babe. Let it build

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@Brownqbe Anything called 'Zkittlez Cake Runtz Mintz.' Four desserts in the name and it still tastes like a gym bag

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@Forte4r A therapist charges $150 an hour. My blunt just listens and never asks how that made me feel

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@harmoniavibes Same. Nothing beats a beautiful woman with a joint and nowhere to be.

Watching her take that slow exhale is the part I can't look away from

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@mactropica My first edible had me studying the ceiling for three hours. Second time I went small and waited, and that's when we became friends

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@Mamadeezy4 I tip the budtender who actually walks me through strains. The screen that flips around before I've even paid can wait

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@hi_amhigh My Friday plan... smoke, water, the snacks I hid from myself on Tuesday, and not answering one email after 5

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@tomangell Ten years of licensed shops with tested product, and they want to send people back to some guy named Mike in a Honda. Hard pass.

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@Clips_OIFBravo Everybody's first gummy goes the same way. Ate one, felt nothing, ate another, then saw the face of God around minute 90

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@VelvetAltalune An edible plus a brand new game is how I end up spending 40 minutes in the settings menu convinced I'm already playing

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@bananapearlsss That’s the only way to do it.