Alexis Sadoti

Never met a dog I didn't want to pet, or a pizza I didn't want to eat. Views are my own.

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Me sensing an opportunity to randomly sing a song mid conversation based off words you said

[Matthew Tynan @Matthew_Tynan]

I love when people tweet “you’ll never guess in a million years who…” and they’re absolutely correct

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Ever since I was a little boy, I knew I wanted to log into Microsoft Authenticator 47 times a day.

[The Best @TheBestqueenx]

Someone filmed bats upside down and it looks like a gothic nightclub.

This deserves an Oscar!

[🪿 @GussyPurgle]

Thought this was Harry Hamlin & Lisa Rinna for a sec

[smol silly cat @Catsillyness]

In his villain arc

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

The killing of Alex Pretti is a heartbreaking tragedy. It should also be a wake-up call to every American, regardless of party, that many of our core values as a nation are increasingly under assault.

[Alexis Sadoti @AlexisASadoti]

@tedcruz What?

[Cody 🫧 @Thot_Pocket]

you know this would be a great time….FOR THE CONGA LINEEEEEE!!!

[Alexis Sadoti @AlexisASadoti]

Rob flying under the radar as a traitor #TraitorsUS

[Alexis Sadoti @AlexisASadoti]

I can’t wait for them to accuse Rob of being a traitor so we can get eye rolls back on our screens #TraitorsUS

[Pick 6 Pack @Pick6PackFB]

EVERYONE SAID COLSTON LOVELAND WAS A WASTE OF A PICK

[Alexis Sadoti @AlexisASadoti]

When people ask me how my January’s going #bearsvspackers

[cartonero @flanchota]

soportando el peso de ser todas las contraseñas de la familia

[miss gurl @shes_rADIAnt]

Straws are so back!

[Alexis Sadoti @AlexisASadoti]

How I sleep knowing the winner of #DWTS season 34

[Alexis Sadoti @AlexisASadoti]

Jordan has me on the FLOOR #DWTS

[Alexis Sadoti @AlexisASadoti]

Daniella in every freestyle #DWTS

[Alexis Sadoti @AlexisASadoti]

Rooting for Alix after she ate up her freestyle #DWTS

[Alexis Sadoti @AlexisASadoti]

Trying to figure out the scoring thought processes tonight #DWTS