Alexis Altvater⚓️

24 | RN | OSU

[Kyle Goldbloom @KGoldie_21]

Adulthood is low key lonely af. Everyone’s busy. Everyone sucks at texting. We all just work all day to come home and sleep to wake up and work again. On weekends you catch up on things you couldn’t do during the week. It’s all stupid.

[tay🫧 @taaylorshaarp]

A THREAD: i actually did my senior paper on vaccinations so let me hit you with the facts real quick

[Alexis Altvater⚓️ @AlexisAltvater]

#cantwaittoseeericchurchheisthebestest

[Brad Franzen @BradFranzen12]

Friday = Blaring Mason Ramsey

[J O E J O N A S @joejonas]

10 years of Camp Rock and I’m still bitter we lost.

[NF @nfrealmusic]

I’ve learned that if someone asks you for advice and you tell them the hard truth and they fight you in response, they weren’t really asking for advice but self-affirmation to keep doing the wrong thing. Thats asking for less love, not more. And I can’t do that to you
- J.S. Park

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

morning kids, remember: you should always be nice to people who aren’t nice to you. not because it’s the right thing to do (I mean, it is) but because it makes that person look like a real jackass to everyone else, and you automatically win

[your body, your choice. forever. @RaisinBrandd]

Yes I’m late for work. Yes I have a venti iced coffee in my hands. But we must remember that correlation does not always imply causation. Thank you for your time.

[Sean Lowe @SeanLowe09]

Eating out can easily derail any diet. That’s why I try to order smarter, healthier options like fish and veggies which leave me completely unsatisfied and full of hate.

[larry the cable skye @_skyeamber]

my ex boyfriend called me a house cat. he said, “you nap a lot, you disappear for a few hours & nobody knows wtf you do, you come back around and ask for attention then you push people away and nap again”

the accuracy though

[$7iLL @xpenx187]

Husband: how was your drive back home?
Wife: It was fine, I missed the main exit but I could manage.

[Alexis Altvater⚓️ @AlexisAltvater]

@messmerjustine Can I be your friend?

[NF @nfrealmusic]

Its funny how the fakest people think they make the realist statements

[BuffBunny @HeidiSomers]

Be friends with people who aren’t your age.

Hang out with people whose first language isn’t the same as yours.

Get to know people who are in a different social class than you.

This is how you see the world. This is how you grow.👌🏽

[Alexis Altvater⚓️ @AlexisAltvater]

@messmerjustine Me 🙋🏻‍♀️

[Allie Young @allieyoung3]

Yanny/Laurel test with Grandma.

Gma: it sounds like Sharon..
Me: No, your hearing must be off that’s not how it works
Gma: (offended) give me that phone
Me: (hands phone over feeling terrible I told my 88yr old grandma her hearing sucks)
Gma: it says Jerry
Me: you’re right