Lexi Anson

[^ ^ @bitesyourneck]

your misbehaving boyfriend isnt funny to me take him to the shelter and have him euthanized

[Degen CPA @DrewVento]

Dudes will ask where the bitches at but never look within

[Dotcom📟🌐 @Y2K_DOTCOM]

2009

[Buck @Buck36043Buck]

I think Dr Pepper is a Gynecologist

[☄️ @Aatishfishann]

to be loved is to be seen

[Ash @newashcamp]

English is funny— we “park” in the “driveway” but “jack off” in the “company bathrooms”

[101 🦅 @TheBatman010]

Wemby could kill a man on live television and I’d still be a fan

[maha @mahaaaay]

computah make da spurs win tonight

[evan.. @dogparkranger]

i think she's using me for my terrible looks and bad penis and no money

[bella @earlygirl__]

if you’re good enough at your job, you can show a little midriff at the office.

[Victoria Rose @woahhvickyyy]

You want me to be your girlfriend until | tap my pistol on your windshield

[nu @erasednigga]

fuck u mean?

[josh @joshypooper]

you’re laughing. i told you a joke and you’re laughing. i love you