alexis bendler

there is simply no preparation in life for the determined madness of others

[𝓷𝔁𝔂𝓲𝓮 @glooomiii]

and when i am six feet under and bugs are eating my heart…all they will taste is you

[A✰ @Avazoey_]

It’s wild how common this is. Whenever you ask a man what he likes about his girlfriend, it’s always something about her looks or what she does for him.

[fluttershy @hwrtyed]

and for the lady, perhaps a day where she doesn’t ask herself if she’s enough

[k @krownnist]

this is why women always need to keep doing their thing & let the man be someone who actively makes an effort to stay in their life and not the other way around. women add more to a men’s lives than they do ours, we all realise this after getting burnt a few times.

[Jeremy Kaplowitz @jeremysmiles]

what is going on

[Shrek @Shrek]

Well, the years start comin' and they don't stop comin' and they don't stop comin' and they don't stop comin' and they don't stop comin' and they don't stop comin' and they don't stop comin' and they don't stop comin' and they don't stop comin' and they don't stop comin'

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Droids dancing at ‘THE MANDALORIAN & GROGU’ world premiere in Hollywood.

[twink towers @futchism]

Someone not being able to go hours without talking to me is like my personal nightmare scenario

[nicole 𖦹 ☼⋆｡˚⋆ฺ ∞ @coochiecrying]

and for the ladies, perhaps a long distance year long on and off situationship with an emotionally immature manchild who's hotter than he deserves to be

[Arkeologen @Arkieologen]

girls will send you a good morning text then fall back asleep and text u 4 hours later

[⚔️ ꪜꪖꪗꪀꫀ ⚔️ @vampsob]

"What are you? Fucking stupid?"

Literally me:

[🤠 @heavensbvnny]

Being single with absolutely no roster is very peaceful most of the time. The hardest parts are really just wanting companionship in moments of loneliness and missing physical touch sometimes. That’s really it.

[julie @kittvnc]

i’m at the most fuckable time in my life and the only thing fucking me is depression

[facial @facial6lock]

girls are so easy just stream your games for her and reassure her that she isn’t being annoying

[zsofi @sofkangel]

this could be us

[Jason Fechner 📺🎥 @jasonfechner]

For anyone not from the #Midwest, wait until next winter and then pick a random Midwestern city to visit when the forecast temps suddenly top 55- or 60-degrees in February-- everyone's jamming out, happy, even more friendly than standard "Midwest nice"-- it's a whole vibe.

[alexis bendler @AlexisBendler]

I’m gunna scream

[jackantonoff @jackantonoff]

been waiting to write this … ready????

[Elmo @elmo]

Ms. Taylor Swift…you have got to be kidding Elmo.

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This pup found a stick shaped like an old timey pipe earlier today and has already solved three mysteries. 13/10

[ash @xxdarkcandyxx]

idont have abandonment issues im actually great at getting people to abandon me