Alexis Bennett

| Sports Marketer | Freelancer | Amateur Comedian | Sweet Tooth | Dog Mom | Alum of @SMUMustangs & @UF, Naps & Blue Razz Enthusiast

[Alexis Bennett @AlexisBennett]

Another @Apple release event, another missed opportunity to add a blue raspberry emoji.

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@PRoachND I didn’t write that. Looks like an error on the web team’s part but i agree with you, swimming is far from the most popular anywhere. 😂

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New job is going really well, thanks for asking. What screams “marketing golf” more? I’ll wait. #GolfLife #MarketingStrategy #LookItUp

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So when does the 2001 classic, I’m Real, by the musical geniuses of Mr. Rule and Mizz Lopez, get old? Asking for a friend.

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@CoachLetus @DariusJButler Right?! My team was never able to crack the Top 100 and still my traveling 5 all have stroke averages under 77. But i had 1 “unused” scholarship….because it wasn’t funded! Arguably makes the landscape MORE competitive, not less.

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@SUBWAY has magic ovens. They have the ability to toast bread without changing the temperature of my sandwich’s contents one iota. It’s honestly impressive.

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These LIV guys walking around Augusta in their team apparel feels way too much some like rec league kickballers stumbled into a Ruth’s Chris instead of the dive bar they were meant to meet up at after they lost their game.

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Just had vinegar-based barbecue sauce touch a massive, bust-wide-open, cold sore and can now confidently speak to what an out-of-body experience feels like. Spoiler: it ain’t good, chief.

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Still happens occasionally after 12 years, in fact.

[Rich Eisen @richeisen]

Literally just thought of calling my dad. He’s been gone a little over 3 years now. This happen to anyone else?

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How many slack workspaces is too many slack workspaces to be a part of…asking for a friend.

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Just got a hot, fresh, large fry from @ChickfilA with…🥁🥁🥁…NO potato butts. I do believe is what the people call “blessed and highly favored.”

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I think it’s about time we start talking about the quality (lack thereof) in the Macy’s Day Parade lip syncing. It’s…bad.

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Anyone that tells you men can’t communicate..hasn’t worked at a sports tech company comprised of 99% men. (Spoiler: me. I’m the 1%…and they communicate. non-stop. for hours.)

[Alexis Bennett @AlexisBennett]

Peppermint patties are the most underrated, most under appreciated candy. You can’t change my mind.

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@propsdotcash Coop Kupp 47 yds

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Name a more elite lunch combo than @jimmyjohns and Tropical Smoothie. I’ll wait. Oh, you can’t? That’s what I thought.

[Alexis Bennett @AlexisBennett]

@GolfweekRingler Speaking from experience, I think we’re finally starting to see qualified coaches turn jobs down forcing hiring down the ladder. Knowing what you want out of a place (and more so what you wont settle for) gave me the confidence to turn more than one job down this summer.

[Alexis Bennett @AlexisBennett]

If it means the fries are going to come out piping hot, there is no need to apologize for my wait time, ma’am. You’re a hero. I should be thanking you, really.