Alexis Castle (parody)

Sometimes, you don’t know what you’re meant to do. Sometimes, you just fall into a role, and eventually realise that it’s become your purpose without noticing.

[Alexis Castle (parody) @AlexisCastlePI]

🏰Literate, canon portrayal of Alexis Castle
🏰X-overs/OCs Welcome
🏰Writer and character are both 18+
🏰possible NSFW/TW due to crime scenes/violence/language/etc but lewd in DMs only
🏰Banter and SLs welcome
🏰Ships with major chem. Bi, with male lean
🏰 #CastleRP #Scribbl35

[Persuasion (In Her Villain Era) @akaPurpleGirl]

"Just Relax. No one can resist the Purple Woman."

RP account for Kara Killgrave aka Purple Girl aka Purple Woman aka Persuasion

English Only. Literate/Semi-Literate. Lewd only with established partners. Writer is 21+ Autistic.

[* 𝒜𝑢𝑟𝑜𝑟𝑎 ． @lNV1S1BLE]

* 𝑰𝑵𝑻𝑹𝑶𝑫𝑼𝑪𝑰𝑵𝑮 ;

“𝐴𝑙𝑟𝑖𝑔ℎ𝑡—— 𝗸𝗻𝗼𝘄
you A͟S͟K͟E͟D͟ for this.“

— 𝙰𝚄𝚁𝙾𝚁𝙰 𝙻𝚈𝙽𝙽.
EXP. #4 | The ‘Contingency’ ;
The 𝕀ℕ𝕍𝕀𝕊𝕀𝔹𝕃𝔼 Darling.

» #𝑶𝑪 | #𝑻𝑯𝑬𝑩𝑶𝒀𝑺𝑹𝑷
» detailed | literate | mature
» Ｎ　Ｓ　Ｆ　Ｗ | 18+
» #вєℓℓαтяιχ * ღ & ↻

[Alexis Castle (parody) @AlexisCastlePI]

@DerrickMccrea “Cool. I’ll see you there.”

[Alexis Castle (parody) @AlexisCastlePI]

@DerrickMccrea “I’ll see you there.”

[Alexis Castle (parody) @AlexisCastlePI]

@DerrickMccrea “Sure! I think I can spare an hour. Where would you like to meet?”

[Alexis Castle (parody) @AlexisCastlePI]

@DerrickMccrea “Nah, what’s up?”

[Alexis Castle (parody) @AlexisCastlePI]

@DerrickMccrea “Either works for me. Any information you can give me to work on…”

[Alexis Castle (parody) @AlexisCastlePI]

@DerrickMccrea “Sure! How can I help you?”

[Alexis Castle (parody) @AlexisCastlePI]

@TheSlavicSin Well, she’ll happily wear a puppy collar, too.

[Alexis Castle (parody) @AlexisCastlePI]

@TheSlavicSin Well, who doesn’t want a nice sexy friend? She’s happy to sign away.

[Alexis Castle (parody) @AlexisCastlePI]

@TheSlavicSin @KOH_451 Of course it does. How is he going to mount her without waking her up if he can’t just pop open the little butt flap? She won’t even wear panties…

It’s more fun to be awakened by being filled to the brim with his massive manhood and his potent batter.

[Alexis Castle (parody) @AlexisCastlePI]

@TheSlavicSin @KOH_451 Of course she’ll wear the jammies. Though, hers are babydoll pink. They were the only ones she found with the feet.

[Alexis Castle (parody) @AlexisCastlePI]

@KOH_451 @TheSlavicSin ?

I’m not complaining.

[Alexis Castle (parody) @AlexisCastlePI]

@TheVerseFamily With a dull “omph”, Alexis is glomped by four people, well, three people and a snowman. A talking snowman. “Wow, what kinda drugs did Hayley give me?” She muttered, confused by the scene before her.

[Alexis Castle (parody) @AlexisCastlePI]

@FATHEREDERIUM Well, she can’t remember ever doing a confession. She’s sat in interrogations before, even done a few herself. But she’s never been in the little booth and confessed anything.

Maybe she can try it.

[Alexis Castle (parody) @AlexisCastlePI]

@FlaxenSass It’s a good morning indeed, if you’ve been Buxing.

[Alexis Castle (parody) @AlexisCastlePI]

@cosmickissesx Hey, everyone sleeps. Though she didn’t THINK her story was boring. Guess Alexis should just leave the mystery writing to her dad.

Seriously. Right as she was getting to the good bit, too!