𝒜𝓁ℯ𝓍𝒾𝓈

[Philadelphia Eagles @Eagles]

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[𝒜𝓁ℯ𝓍𝒾𝓈 @AlexisCristal_]

I don’t get even, I get disgusted and then I get over it lol

[𝒜𝓁ℯ𝓍𝒾𝓈 @AlexisCristal_]

Love you? I don’t even text back fast enough for people I like

[𝒜𝓁ℯ𝓍𝒾𝓈 @AlexisCristal_]

give me 10. give me 10.

[𝒜𝓁ℯ𝓍𝒾𝓈 @AlexisCristal_]

Nobody works harder than a Love Island contestant trying to explain why they kissed someone else

[𝒜𝓁ℯ𝓍𝒾𝓈 @AlexisCristal_]

Every episode is 40% flirting, 40% crying, and 20% ‘can I pull you for a chat?’

[𝒜𝓁ℯ𝓍𝒾𝓈 @AlexisCristal_]

Him: what you bring to the table?

Me: the list of everything I want you to buy me

[𝒜𝓁ℯ𝓍𝒾𝓈 @AlexisCristal_]

If we shutdown again I’m not missing the opportunity to be a scammer

[𝒜𝓁ℯ𝓍𝒾𝓈 @AlexisCristal_]

You ever argue with a man and realize .. he’s slow asl

[𝒜𝓁ℯ𝓍𝒾𝓈 @AlexisCristal_]

when they running their mouth but it’s clear that they don’t run

[𝒜𝓁ℯ𝓍𝒾𝓈 @AlexisCristal_]

your choice in men is a reflection of how much you love yourself

[𝒜𝓁ℯ𝓍𝒾𝓈 @AlexisCristal_]

He brought nothing to the table, not even the table.

[𝒜𝓁ℯ𝓍𝒾𝓈 @AlexisCristal_]

He’s cute but can he assemble furniture without yelling?

[𝒜𝓁ℯ𝓍𝒾𝓈 @AlexisCristal_]

If he has time to cheat he has time to pick up a second job

[𝒜𝓁ℯ𝓍𝒾𝓈 @AlexisCristal_]

I like men how I like my coffee, consistent

[𝒜𝓁ℯ𝓍𝒾𝓈 @AlexisCristal_]

I saw the red flag and painted my nails to match

[𝒜𝓁ℯ𝓍𝒾𝓈 @AlexisCristal_]

No response is the response

[𝒜𝓁ℯ𝓍𝒾𝓈 @AlexisCristal_]

get your girl what she wants

[𝒜𝓁ℯ𝓍𝒾𝓈 @AlexisCristal_]

the gym and God are the only relationships where you get back exactly what you give!