Alexis Figir

✨tears, tantrums, and everything in between 🦖😬✨

[Alexis Figir @AlexisFigir]

For all the transphobes coming for me:

https://t.co/Ntx8JPkzwl

[Alexis Figir @AlexisFigir]

@FeelYouHappy AI slop 🗑️

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@TrulyOO8 You forgot the one where he likes to be pissed on

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@lextakesthecity You should still tip your barista. They are part of the service industry

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@August_Macias They’re both trash 🗑️

[Zeo @ZeoVGM]

For absolutely no specific reason, here is a video of Cate Blanchett killing Zachary Levi.

[Alexis Figir @AlexisFigir]

@sweatystartup It’s weird that “entrepreneurs” are overly concerned with money and success than allowing their children to be children. Not everything has to be a life lesson. Buying your kid a replacement ice cream won’t make him “soft” or entitled. This pressure you’re creating is unnecessary

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MLB: games are way too long, let’s shorten them.

Also MLB: let’s make the All-Star Game nine hours long and have commercials every five minutes!

[Alexis Figir @AlexisFigir]

@Oreo am I going crazy or did the amount of cream shrink recently? I thought I bought thins by accident but nope, they’re the regular ones. What gives?

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@TribalMegastar

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@RebekahWriter This is one of the fucking dumbest things I’ve read today

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@RepMTG What a dumb bitch 😂

[Alexis Figir @AlexisFigir]

@DrDisrespect “I was messaging a minor but they messaged me back so whatever. I didn’t plan to do anything because I’m an upstanding family man plus only some of those messages were inappropriate so I’m not like other assholes who text minors. I’m different. it wasn’t that bad you guys.”

[Alexis Figir @AlexisFigir]

@devonlass @EdensNotAnEgg Why are all terfs such insufferable cunts

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@winggirle @yourillus1onist @asoihasi9f59094 @foofighters There’s another nickel! You’re that much closer to buying another terrible FF album. Congrats!!!!🎉

[Alexis Figir @AlexisFigir]

@winggirle @yourillus1onist @asoihasi9f59094 @foofighters Do you get a nickel for every time you say opinion or is that your only rebuttal? You’re blatantly ignoring valid criticism from others while excusing shitty behavior because of “opinions”. You really must be a huge fan who can’t see past how absolutely mediocre they are.

[Alexis Figir @AlexisFigir]

@winggirle @yourillus1onist @asoihasi9f59094 @foofighters If you can’t hear the condescension in his voice, his accusation of her not playing live (where’s his proof), etc. and still want to claim he isn’t making fun of her…let’s not be obtuse. You may be a fan but he’s being a dick

[Alexis Figir @AlexisFigir]

@winggirle @yourillus1onist @asoihasi9f59094 @foofighters Not a Taylor fan but it seems weird that a 55 year old man feels the need to make fun of a younger artist for no reason while he’s surrounded by his fans who will blindly agree with him.

[Alexis Figir @AlexisFigir]

@JT_szn_ @Phillies You can watch on @Roku for free if you spend 20 mins downloading it and signing up but don’t bother because the feed looks terrible. It’s way too shaky

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@MLB This @Roku feed looks like garbage. I am so sick of having to have twenty different apps to keep up with my team. @mlb this is ridiculous, can you stop this nonsense already

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@Citr0_x @AutisticCraig96 @_celia_bedelia_ You’re certainly embarrassing yourself now.