† Alexis †

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

We feel good about where we are. We believe we are on track to win this election.

[flamie foxx @overlybrennan]

teachers used to really have beef wit me like bro I’m 12

[Governor Tim Walz @GovTimWalz]

I urge you not to take our Stay at Home Order as an opportunity to stockpile more than you need. Our stores will have food and other necessary supplies, and our grocery store workers are keeping things stocked. This is about social distancing and taking precautions to save lives.

[† Alexis † @AlexisHasNoLife]

@milll333 who did you pick

[† Alexis † @AlexisHasNoLife]

I asked corleone if I could curl his hair and his response was “yeah sure I’ve always wanted to look like george washington” 😂

[† Alexis † @AlexisHasNoLife]

I wanna go on a girls trip. Who wants to come to Portland????

[Vancouver Sleep Clinic @vcsleepclinic]

Onwards to Zion the album out now !!!!!! Thank you thank you thank you 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

[† Alexis † @AlexisHasNoLife]

i feel like i’m being personally victimized by fruit flies and i don’t like it

[† Alexis † @AlexisHasNoLife]

need to get out of the habit of spending all my money just because I have it

[† Alexis † @AlexisHasNoLife]

ok i’m getting sad now thinking about it, @tomhanks pls meet me

[† Alexis † @AlexisHasNoLife]

ok but for real i would do anything to meet tom hanks like literally anything

[† Alexis † @AlexisHasNoLife]

and sometimes people will be like oh yeah i’ve met tom hanks before like in an elevator or at the mall and i’m just like HOW

[† Alexis † @AlexisHasNoLife]

i finally turn 21 next week and i don’t think anyone’s ready for what’s to come 💯😜😜😜😜

[† Alexis † @AlexisHasNoLife]

also thank you god for poke bowls amen

[† Alexis † @AlexisHasNoLife]

Endgame exceeded all my expectations

[† Alexis † @AlexisHasNoLife]

ever just wanna die cause the prescriptions you need to survive literally cost you over $500 a month

[† Alexis † @AlexisHasNoLife]

JUST A TON OF STRAIGHT BITCHES IN MY LIFE BRO