Alexis ♎

give yourself a try 💗🌸💉

[mo ཐི ₍^.ˬˬ.^₎ ཋྀ @fruitpibble]

this is how i like your tweets btw

[Klonopin Centaur @facetedcarapace]

Sometimes I will work an entire shift next to a nurse who is incredibly competent, thoughtful, and skilled at healthcare and then she will turn to me at the end of the shift and say some shit like "they're putting chemicals in Mountain Dew to make more children turn trans."

[alexander the pretty good @vaudevillehook]

(when I’m in a really good mood) more Mr. Nice Guy :)

[Ben Houselog @benlikessport]

James Cook: “hey Josh I notice we are on the goal line, do you think maybe I could also get a touchdo-

Josh Allen:

[🍎 @magicinmypocket]

Pad See Ew mogs Pad Thai but they don’t want you to know that

[The worm @wormbuttsex]

When you’re eating salt & vinegar chips and start tasting blood and genuinely enter a flow state

[Film Crave @_filmcrave]

R.I.P. Tim Curry (1946-2026)

[Sleepy time bear @bridespanker]

2020s ad: You can finance a burrito using A.I.

1994 Smirnoff ad: What if a penguin had that shit on

[Cute @cutecorestar]

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[Dylan @cutieswagusa04]

Listening to a lot of Phantogram, Neon Indian, Father John Misty, Beach House, Broken Social Scene, Cigarettes After Sex, Best Coast, and MGMT.

[the pitt med student⚕️ @ptmcstudent]

Me when I have to watch a basketball game at 7 but also have Newsies rehearsal at 9

[maeva @maevaemiliaa]

asking 15 people for advice just to end up doing exactly what i wanted anyway

[TV Idents @IdentEveryHour]

Nickelodeon - 1999 - USA

[Anti MD MD Club @HMhnuey]

The gang learns about Torsades de Pointes

[森下suu @morisita_suu]

Easter🐰🪺ᡣ𐭩⊹
#ゆびさきと恋々