*brother walks in and throws a package at me* Your thongs are here!
Me: hahaha, it's not thongs...
Bro: Hobo JOHNSON and the LOVEMAKERS? C'mon lex... What else could it be?
*stares off in distance* Me: A great, fuckin band
@_HoboJohnson
I am so fucking confused all the time. Sleep was my one escape from that. But now, my unconscious mind has turned against me and started dreaming in a language I don't know...
When your best friend that lives 1,420 miles away & tweets an episode of the Office, it doesn't matter if I just finished watching it for the 8th time this semester, I'm putting that episode on. @_ahoymematey