Alexis Mathews

Does anyone even look at these bios?

[Alexis Mathews @AlexisReM]

Sometimes I look back at my previous tweets and get super annoyed with the amount of typos.

[no context the west wing @LemonLymancom]

27 lawyers in the room…Anybody know "post hoc, ergo propter hoc"?

[Alexis Mathews @AlexisReM]

@ChaseSupport My phone is completely broken and I can't log into my account on the website because I need a code either texted or called to me. What am I supposed to do?

[Alexis Mathews @AlexisReM]

lol please let this happen

[mk 🐞 @houseofston3s]

pitt/abbott career day crossover and all the children love santos and abbot keeps trying to make the “my name is abbot so the school is named after me” joke. mr johnson forces whitaker to scrub the floors. ava and mel become unlikely allies. jacob tries to “lead like dr robby”

[Alexis Mathews @AlexisReM]

Actually had a student thank me today for my AI is prohibited policy in my syllabus today. Wasn’t expecting that.

[Alexis Mathews @AlexisReM]

Why do people all the time talk about how bad your house smells if you have a cat as if houses with dogs smell don’t smell the absolute freaking worst

[Alexis Mathews @AlexisReM]

My cat. My Dr Pepper.

No one else is there.

[Goddess Honey 🎀📚 @emhoneyreads]

“How do people stay in their house all day?”

Easy. My books are here, my snacks are here, my bed is here.

[Alexis Mathews @AlexisReM]

You just gotta do it. Force yourself. You’ll get comfortable with it pretty quickly.

[kel - tenmocorp art director @imnoloon]

i want advice from people that aren’t afraid to go out by themselves like i want to start going places alone like cafes and bookstores and whatever but anxiety says no. please tell me how you do it if you do

[Alexis Mathews @AlexisReM]

Hoping this backfired significantly on them.

[CNBC @CNBC]

Southwest Airlines will charge to check bags for the first time, launch basic economy tickets https://t.co/fdwJb93hGI

[Alexis Mathews @AlexisReM]

Wasn’t there a plot line on The West Wing that dealt with this, explaining why it was a bad idea?

[The Associated Press @AP]

BREAKING: President Donald Trump is expected to sign an executive order designating English as the official language of the United States, White House says. https://t.co/hgfeIJEYhR

[Alexis Mathews @AlexisReM]

I just get filled with rage every time I remember Netflix cancelled Shadow and Bone.

[Alexis Mathews @AlexisReM]

How can anyone come in on day one of a job and just start doing anything of actual importance. Shouldn’t there be an onboarding period of nothing at all getting done???

[Alexis Mathews @AlexisReM]

Matthew Perry’s short stint of The West Wing was a work of art. It’s a shame they didn’t utilize him more.

[Alexis Mathews @AlexisReM]

Feel kinda lame that I have Covid for the first time.

[Alexis Mathews @AlexisReM]

Got a six pack of a Sargento Balanced Breaks. Each one I’ve had has had very few dried cranberries. This morning, absolutely zero. What gives?

[Alexis Mathews @AlexisReM]

Been saying for decades that Andy Serkis should have gotten awards for Gollum in LotR.

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Zoe Saldaña wants more awards shows to recognize motion-capture performances.

“Every movement has been performed either by an actor or a stunt actor, and I hope that one day it is able to be recognized, because it is just a shame to overlook the sacrifices and the work put into these films.”

(Source: https://t.co/gLlLne6OJC)

[Alexis Mathews @AlexisReM]

Can we all agree that modern kitchens actually suck?

[Alexis Mathews @AlexisReM]

Why is it I can have 24 students in their course reflection talk about how they learned the importance of a basic communications class, but the five who said they didn’t learn anything & it was a waste of time is what sticks with me?

[Alexis Mathews @AlexisReM]

@amazon customer service is a joke these days

[Alexis Mathews @AlexisReM]

One of the things I’ve been saying for years. And I say that as someone who lives in the area.