Carly Miller

Follow me back, love meeting new people :) xo

[Carly Miller @AlexisRourkejqh]

You might have a million dollar body but you got a food stamp face..

[Carly Miller @AlexisRourkejqh]

Aint no hoe worth loosing your wife, aint no beef worth loosing your life!

[Carly Miller @AlexisRourkejqh]

Bitch so ugly even hello kitty said goodbye

[Carly Miller @AlexisRourkejqh]

#IveAlwaysWantedToTellYou That you're ratchet.

[Carly Miller @AlexisRourkejqh]

You girls be 13 talking about "I hate sleeping alone" .. Well then you better buy a damn teddy bear.

[Carly Miller @AlexisRourkejqh]

Too many baby showers, but not enough weddings.

[Carly Miller @AlexisRourkejqh]

I wouldn't have to manage my anger if people could just learn to manage their stupidity.

[Carly Miller @AlexisRourkejqh]

Black Parents: "When we get in this Restaurant you 8, OKAY?" Son: But mama I'm 12 . Mom: *SMACK* "Listen Here, Yo ass is 8 you hear me?!"

[Carly Miller @AlexisRourkejqh]

#YouGetMajorPointsIf I can trust you.

[Carly Miller @AlexisRourkejqh]

Hoes in school be twerkin for extra credit

[Carly Miller @AlexisRourkejqh]

Don't get in a relationship if you still love your ex

[Carly Miller @AlexisRourkejqh]

Jehovah's witness's dont celebrate Halloween.... I guess they dont appreciate random strangers coming up to their doors......

[Carly Miller @AlexisRourkejqh]

Sorry, I didn't get your text. Just kidding I ignored that shit.

[Carly Miller @AlexisRourkejqh]

Taken 2.... Who the fuck would kidnap Liam Neesons daughter twice?

[Carly Miller @AlexisRourkejqh]

Have you ever seen graffiti on a high bridge and thought to yourself, "How the hell did they get up there?"

[Carly Miller @AlexisRourkejqh]

Why be in a relationship if you still have a single person's mentality?

[Carly Miller @AlexisRourkejqh]

Damn hoe.. You so ugly even hello kitty said goodbye.

[Carly Miller @AlexisRourkejqh]

If your boyfriend only wants you for your breast, thighs and legs; Send him to KFC. You're a lady, not a value meal!

[Carly Miller @AlexisRourkejqh]

God is good.

[Carly Miller @AlexisRourkejqh]

Me? Weird? Bitch please, I'm limited edition...