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[Uh Lex Is @AlexisShaeeee]

I just have a few questions about last night... who payed for my drinks? How did I get into laser tag? Who paid for my laser tag? Why did I chug beer from a giant tap? Why did I go out on a Monday?

[Uh Lex Is @AlexisShaeeee]

So are we all bringing our kids to Drailed this year or what? Bc idk if I can find a baby sitter 😂

[Uh Lex Is @AlexisShaeeee]

I straight up asked my doctor for xans. And she asked why I needed them and I started into the fucked up events of why I occasionally need one and she put her hand up only a few sentences in and said I’m going to give you Xanax and also a referral to therapy 😂 ok thanks pal

[Uh Lex Is @AlexisShaeeee]

There’s a reason why everyone’s leaving the whole “traveling hair/makeup to weddings” and it’s not bc we’re having kids. 🤗

[zb. @zeeopatra]

idk if anybody else is having this problem but i so desperately want to know WHY i am so irritated all the time. like everybody annoys the shit out of me to the point where now im concerned cause im irritated beyond normal levels like omfg pls

[Uh Lex Is @AlexisShaeeee]

I was complaining to my mom about not being able to get past a certain weight and Jesus said “let there be stomach flu”

[Uh Lex Is @AlexisShaeeee]

Old wood paneling and shiplap are basically the same thing but different generations 😅

[Uh Lex Is @AlexisShaeeee]

He always knows what I’m thinking or trying to say. Always always always.

[Uh Lex Is @AlexisShaeeee]

Unpopular opinion… grey floors with grey walls with white cupboards and subway tiles is 🤢

[Uh Lex Is @AlexisShaeeee]

It boggles my mind that some parents raised their kids to be sooo lazy and entitled.

[Uh Lex Is @AlexisShaeeee]

I always forget that marijuana is illegal in other states…. Like felony illegal. What 😂 🙃

[Uh Lex Is @AlexisShaeeee]

I started this year with loss, then watched a friend fight for their life and win(🙏🏼🙌🏼♥️), then it went ok, then I ended this year watching a friend fight for their life and lose. 2022, I have VERY high expectations.

[Uh Lex Is @AlexisShaeeee]

Is anyone else feelin some time of negative way for like the last year or am I just going through something? 🤣 honestly.

[Uh Lex Is @AlexisShaeeee]

I’ve never watched sisterwives but I can find the tv remote and it’s on…. Bruh Kody is giant dick. Like why do people watch this? He’s rude af to his wives and poor children

[Uh Lex Is @AlexisShaeeee]

I told Derek I tanned my self the other night and he had the audacity to say “I thought I smelt some stinky rub on tan when I came into the bedroom” BITCCCCHHHHH 😂

[trash jones @jzux]

the fact that 2021 is already over is proof that time also flies when you are NOT having fun

[Uh Lex Is @AlexisShaeeee]

@tick_talk_ Sameeeee. I feel like I have my preggo/hormonal emotions again. I never used to cry like this 🥴

[Uh Lex Is @AlexisShaeeee]

I’m reaaalllyyyy trying to find the positives. But 2021 has been a giant shit storm and idk if I’m prepared for what 2022 has to bring 😅😅 (not a baby for every person asking)

[Uh Lex Is @AlexisShaeeee]

I could seriously write a book on what a psycho my husbands ex step monster is. Like she straight up tried to wear a white dress the same STYLE, NECKLINE AMD KEYHOLE BACK as my wedding dress, to our wedding after already causing SO much unnecessary drama.🙃

[Uh Lex Is @AlexisShaeeee]

I can’t wait to listen to younger generations bitching about ripping out shiplap while they’re renovating their old house 😂

[Uh Lex Is @AlexisShaeeee]

Why does his legs look girly as hell here?

[Jason Aldean @Jason_Aldean]

I will take a desert sunset with this beauty any day.