Alexis Vernau

[PeePee🎀 @peegzy1]

tomorrow being monday pisses me off badly.

[lee ⭐️ @evrys3counts]

“you must be my oldest brother jackie it’s so nice to meet you” shooting me would hurt less actually https://t.co/X1vigQNqvk

[Rolo Tony @PoorOldRoloTony]

I’m not even kidding, this is both an exciting and terrifying new development in found footage as a genre.

[Alexis Vernau @AlexisVernau]

@jaeinluvv I think about sleeping beside you in bed at a sleepover at your house. And all the sudden you began slamming your heel into mattress multiple times while in deep sleep

[Vic 🦎 🇵🇸 @hausofvee]

Reminder that Penta is so cool that his brother’s son chooses to dress up as him rather than his own dad

[SZA @sza]

YOUR LIFE IS YOURS !!!YOURSSS!!! Not anybody else’s!! Not the ones disappointed not the ones talking shit not the ones that never sent an apology not the ones snickering or judging not the ones w stake in the game . THE COFFIN ONLY HAS ROOM FOR ONE. YOU . Live . Fuck it

[Stacey @nursegalmom]

School shooting in Madison, WI. Police chief said
“Stop asking why schools don’t have bullet proof glass & metal detectors at all the doors. Ask why schools HAVE to. That’s the question that needs to be asked”

[Alexis Vernau @AlexisVernau]

@jaeinluvv Did you get your shot today

[b cunningham @BurdsIVue]

i didn't even consider that this would fail bc i thought "who wouldn't want fair congressional districts? surely, we can all agree that fair is good in a democracy!"

JOKE'S ON ME GUYS HA HA

[Bella @bellagreenlee_]

Me with no kids looking at the baby clothes in Target

[jynx @jynxbby]

good morning world, a real bitch is up

[pris @pwiscila]

Nobody who has ever tried to make me feel small has possessed a life or a heart I admired

[saw facts @sawfacts]

they gave me a fuck ass bob

[📚 Twilight Shitposting 💿 🐀 @twishitposting]

Me with the crab rangoons

[Alexis Vernau @AlexisVernau]

Thriving with my husband ✨🌊🛳️

[Alexis Vernau @AlexisVernau]

Mo’ wedding pictures ✨

[Alexis Vernau @AlexisVernau]

Ugh love love love

[Alexis Vernau @AlexisVernau]

Wish we could stay forever honeymooning❤️