Lex 🥶

Don't be afraid to be kind 💖

4/24/19 💗

[Lex 🥶 @AlexisVeverka]

Just an appreciation post for my girl 🥰❤️ I love you forever mama ❤️

[Lex 🥶 @AlexisVeverka]

Literally me today bro I am exhausted

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

please don’t ask me what a deductible is

[☔ @Whotfismick]

if you think fireworks are loud, try opening this in the middle of the night

[Folly👄 @wtffolly_]

This guy periodically checks in to see if I’m still in a relationship 😂😂

[miri @eggoslug]

I got that deer in me im going to jump in front of your car

[shiloh. 🌈 @queenathenah]

forgot to tell my pregnancy apps i gave birth, so i just opened one and … oh my

[Morbid Knowledge @MorbidKnowledge]

A mugger in Brazil grabbed a woman's phone at a bus stop, turned it over to check its value, saw a man in military uniform staring back at him, and immediately handed it back and ran.

Natali Vitoria Ramos Reis, 21, was waiting at a bus stop in Curitiba after a night class when a man approached and snatched her phone.

He turned the device around, saw the photo on the back of the case, and returned it before fleeing immediately.

The photo was a photocard of Jin, the BTS member who had been serving mandatory military service in South Korea since December 2022. He was photographed in full uniform.

"When he managed to grab the cell phone from my hand, he turned the device around and looked at the picture," Natali told RIC TV.

"He must have thought my boyfriend was in the military because he didn't steal it."

At the time of the incident, Jin had already been recognised as an elite soldier and received an early promotion to corporal for excellence in training.

He was thousands of miles away in a South Korean barracks, completely unaware he had just foiled a robbery.

[Marie🧚 @glitchu__]

When you go to a Walmart in another city and the layout is different

[Mia ♡ @Nglmia_x]

My girlfriend of 7 months asked me to put her name on the house I'm buying.
The house I'm paying 100% for.
I'm debt-free.
She has student loans, credit card debt, and a car loan at 22% interest.
I told her no.
I said if we get married one day and buy a house together, that's different.
But I'm not putting someone on the deed of a six-figure asset after 6 months of dating.
Now she's saying I'm selfish and don't see a future with her.
I see a future.
I just don't see a reason to give away half a house to someone I've known for half a year.

[☈€ᗰ☡€↳ 🥀⭒ @ohremzel]

My dad humbled my entire identity in ten words 😭😭

[staxxx🦅 @papiwontmiss]

Reached out to my number neighbor only to be destroyed in a horrific way😭

[𝙀𝙣𝙯𝙤✩ @Wydenzoo]

I told my uncle: “My dog is reactive. Do not pet him. Do not approach him. Wait for me.”
He said: “Dogs love me. I’m good with animals.”
I said, very clearly: “Do not touch my dog.”

He reached over the fence anyway to pet him.
My dog bit him. Needed 12 stitches + rabies shots.
Hospital bill: $5,200.

His response? “Your dog is dangerous. You should put him down.” Then he refused to pay his own medical bills.
Said I was “responsible” because it was my dog.

My whole family agreed with him.
Their logic: “He’s 62 years old.” “He’s on a fixed income.” “You have insurance, right?”
But I warned him. Three times. In front of witnesses.

So I hired a lawyer. Provided texts, videos, witness statements.
Court found him 100% at fault for trespassing and ignoring warnings.
He had to pay his own $5,200 bill + my $3,000 legal fees.

He sold his vintage motorcycle to cover it.
And somehow…
I’m the one cousins say “has no heart.”
Apparently, in my family, “do not touch” is an invitation.
But expecting adults to respect warnings + pay their own hospital bills?
That makes me the monster.

[Creepy.org @creepydotorg]

In 2011, a woman named Debbie Stevens donated a kidney to help save her boss’s life.

The surgery left her with pain and medical complications, forcing her to take time off work.

When she returned weeks later, Debbie said she was treated badly by her boss and later fired for taking too long to recover.

[Simons @Simon_Ingari]

HR: After careful consideration, we've decided not to move forward with you.

Candidate: Thank you for your interest in rejecting my application.

HR: Your profile looked good, but due to stiff competition, you were unable to proceed.

Candidate: I have reviewed your rejection and was impressed by your decision-making process and commitment to moving forward with other candidates.

HR: Although the decision may not be in your favour, we encourage you to apply for similar positions that may arise in the future.

Candidate: I have received many rejections this year. Therefore, after careful consideration, I have decided not to accept your rejection at this time.

HR: Sorry, our decision is final, and we were just providing courtesy feedback.

Candidate: I appreciate your courage in rejecting me and wish you every success in rejecting other candidates.

HR: Please don't...

Candidate: I look forward to joining the team soon.

[Eva. @Bunny_ngl]

I WATCHED MY COWORKER CRY IN HIS CAR FOR 20 MINUTES, THEN WALKED BACK IN SMILING LIKE NOTHING HAPPENED. PEOPLE REALLY BE FIGHTING SILENT BATTLES EVERY DAY

[Jamz 𓏲ּ𝄢 @diananotdirty]

@ursotypical The estate auctioned it off without the permission of his family that’s WEIRD.

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Me when I accidentally open a message I was ignoring:

[️sof 🇲🇽 @sodazerosugar]

picky eaters when they see chicken nuggets and fries on the menu

[Jedi @dhe3g]

WHY IS SHE DRESSED LIKE THE FUCKING HAMBURGLER 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

me listening to my besties 9 minutes voice message and trying to remember all the points I have to respond to

[The Summer I Turned Pretty @thesummeritp]

Did you miss them? The Summer I Turned Pretty movie is now in production.