Alexis Arcade

A head full of steam and a mouth full of words.

[Alexis Arcade @Alexis_Arcade]

@barkbox It’s really silly to me that you advertise to me in my email 2x toys a month or this outdoor dog bed (which I would honestly love if you’re feeling generous 🤪) when I, as an existing customer, am not eligible for either. Think someone in marketing should reevaluate.

[Manoco @Moonlighhy]

Pole dancers of the sea 😂

[Alexis Arcade @Alexis_Arcade]

@MyFitnessPal your app ain’t working, dog

[Alexis Arcade @Alexis_Arcade]

I’m not a traffic-ologist, but long stretches of road where you hit EVERY SINGLE FUCKING RED LIGHT doesn’t seem to right to me.

[Alexis Arcade @Alexis_Arcade]

My anxiety has been absolutely wild lately. Like 📈📈📈📈🆘 I’m aware and I’m [mostly] fine, but this shit for the squares.

[Nature is Phenomenal @AnimalGeoLife]

A bee playing in soft fresh rose petals 🏵️🐝

[Alexis Arcade @Alexis_Arcade]

.@instagram you’ve done it again. Stop trying to get me to follow people in the top bar and show me the stories of people I don’t follow. It’s so ugly and so annoying.

[Alexis Arcade @Alexis_Arcade]

Live footage of me hitting the point after having a baby where all my hair is breaking off and my son sighs like he just worked a damn 9-5.

[Old Media @oldmedia]

POV: It's the late 90s and Nickelodeon is coming at you with infomercial after infomercial

[Alexis Arcade @Alexis_Arcade]

@sonicdrivein Omg yes please 🙏

[Alexis Arcade @Alexis_Arcade]

@sonicdrivein Can you please bring a Sonic to Maine? Pretty please? Pretty, pretty please with a limeaid and tots on top?

[Alexis Arcade @Alexis_Arcade]

I was half of March and now I’ve been sick half of April and for basically a whole month of sick and will it ever end PLEASE

[Alexis Arcade @Alexis_Arcade]

You know, in my 35 years on this planet and all of these “unprecedented times,” I can’t tell you how nice it is to be in this reignited space age. It’s honestly beautiful 💫🌙🚀✨🪐

[bug 🍊 @bug_socks]

do u think the moon was happy to see another girl up there