Alexis Goose

I go to seek a Great Perhaps

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

First time I'm even hearing about this but it's nice to see a movie decide to just bypass the "parents don't believe their kid about the monster until it's too late" plot entirely and skip right to the dad screaming what the fuck and going through a window

[Bill Hunt @BillHuntBits]

The scary thing here is that IMAX can't build any more new projectors. (They apparently don't have a complete set of the engineering blueprints, most of the engineers who designed them have retired or passed away, and the parts supply chains have long since dried up.) So the goal for the foreseeable future is to upgrade and keep all the existing projectors running for as long as they can.

[jurídico jogos vorazes @thngergames]

quando eu falo que estou ansioso para o novo jogos vorazes e alguém me fala que é assim que as pessoas da capital se sentem

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

The literacy crisis isn’t that people can’t read the words. It’s that they can’t understand the context, infer meaning, recognise nuance, identify contradictions, or draw logical conclusions from what they’ve read.

[Hazel Appleyard @HazelAppleyard]

Sorry I laughed too hard at this

[🦇 miracide 𓃵 @miracide_]

‘don’t have pets you can’t afford’ is a generally cool sentiment but very outdated since we need to chat about the private equity elephant in the room buying up all of the vets and making tooth extractions $1500

[Briana Theroux @brianatheroux]

I think men underestimate how much of female sexuality is mental because they assume women experience attraction the same way they do. A woman can look at a man and know he is attractive while having absolutely no desire for him.

Then another man notices something about her no one else does, challenges her in a way that feels novel, or creates tension through conversation, and the entire interaction becomes erotic. Attraction is not a reward men receive for being good looking. It is a nervous system response to the quality of the exchange. This is why dating apps are terrible for women. They reduce attraction to appearance when appearance alone often tells us almost nothing about whether desire will actually exist.

It is also why bad conversation can kill attraction almost instantly. Once she realizes there is nothing behind the presentation, the body frequently loses interest too. Men call women complicated because they keep interpreting female desire through their own psychology, then acting confused when women do not respond the same way. It is basically a theory of mind failure.

[Alex Clark @Realalexclark]

Everyone agrees the twice-a-year clock change is ridiculous.
But if we’re making one time permanent, why choose the one that most sleep and circadian experts don’t recommend?
Permanent standard time aligns better with our biology because morning sunlight is what sets our internal clocks. Permanent Daylight Saving Time means darker winter mornings, later body clocks, and more circadian disruption. This would be another disaster for American health. It’s probably too late to stop this but switch this to permanent Standard time instead!!!!

[tami | deanallie era 💌 @dotemath]

imagina dirigir high school musical, abracadabra, descendentes (os bons) e ainda ser o responsável pela melhor cena de gilmore girls

kenny ortega melhor diretor de todos os tempos

[Miss Sandrist @foreverimbetter]

I was having terrible periods at age 12 when I was washing my face with soap and using zero makeup, no nails, nothing. Please stop trying to make reproductive issues a personal fault

[lezzo ❤️‍🔥 @dykegrrl]

people saying he wouldn’t do that for her but the greater injustice is that he wouldn’t have to. men get to keep their royal title when marrying commoners. the system itself is misogynistic, forcing women to choose between love and security in a way that men never have to.

[BeatinTheBookie.com®️ @BeatinTheBookie]

Stubhub should be forced to shut down immediately by the government. That’s the only solution here.

[ً @artfuIchaos]

I believe in re-reading and re-watching your favourite books and movies at different stages of your life. the plot never changes, but your perspective does.

[Faux Rich Aunty ✨• 824 @1dani__]

I think activewear brands have lost the plot somewhere. Because why would I spend $35-50 on a fucking TANK TOP????? Are we okay?

[Hayden @the_transit_guy]

Every single Northeast Regional train has been sold out all summer. I’m currently on a weekend train to Boston with 550 other passengers, but sure, tell me again how there’s “no demand” for better rail service in the U.S.

[Frank J. Fleming @IMAO_]

Yeah, no kid complained about the length of Harry Potter books — that would be like complaining your cake is too big.

[🐊⚜️THE LADY™️⚜️🐊 @GeauxSeeTheLady]

i got a roll of forever stamps when i was planning my engagement party in 2019 and still have at least 100 left. those will be in my will.

[bergs @aseriousmang]

Amazon has owned what is essentially the Letterboxd for reading for like 15 years and has no interest in making it good. clunky search and rating system. An app that looks you dead in the eye and tells you Crime and Punishment came out in 2002.

[💗 @ma1ybe]

If male staff are in any way distracted by children's knees, I don't think they should be allowed anywhere near a school, to be honest.

[Dylan O'Sullivan @DylanoA4]

Joan Didion, every day is all there is