Alexis

please stop calling me Alexa

[Alexis @Alexis_Zzz]

@bigmark_44 @SidBaby00 @Chandler_Bing17 Why do you choose to see the speck that is in your brother's eye, but do not notice the log that is in your own eye?

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

I've never found a windshield wiper setting that truly satisfied me.

[No BS Therapist @TweetATherapist]

RIP Freud. You would’ve loved how people identify as Boy Moms and Girl Dads but rarely as Girl Moms or Boy Dads

[𝒹𝓇𝒾𝓏𝓏𝓎𝓁𝒾𝓉 @drizzylitfw]

the best thing about cats truly isn't that they're cuddly and playful and adorable... it's that they're weird. they're so weird. you will laugh 90% more with a cat in your house because they're always inventing new ways to be bizarre

[MAJOR @Squeeze1i]

Applying for jobs while neurodivergent is confusing.
The job ad lists a bunch of requirements.
I don't have half of them.
Apparently the correct response is still to apply.
Why are we all pretending the list isn't there?

[Alexis @Alexis_Zzz]

Why would Zyra plants not proc From Downtown augment in Mayhem @drewlevin

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

pet hair improves an outfit through texture and visual interest

[𝓲𝓬𝓮 @be_like_ice]

cat parents will hear their cat go "mrrrp" in a certain tone and be like "oh hold on my cat wants the heating pad turned on"

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

cats will be like “i know a spot” and then stand directly on your areola with the weight of their whole entire body

[KrispyOS @a_blue_birb]

Please I fucking beg all you to start opposing AI as much as you can NO MATTER WHAT CIRCUMSTANCES YOU ARE IN. Just because it’s being normalized more and more to the point anti AI sentiment is seen as in the minority, does not mean it won’t fucking affect you.

[b @wwxwashere]

just overheard a guy introducing himself as a “backend software engineer” and a girl reply “backend? omg happy pride month” LMAO

[Elsie not Elise 💿 @ElsienotElisee]

We’re in a ChatGPT flyer pandemic

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

A bad manager can sabotage an employee's whole career. And it happens more than you think.

[Vivian @suchnerve]

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[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

"Not all jobs are supposed to earn you a living wage" oh for sure, this is my recreational job.

[Vivian @suchnerve]

How I sleep after getting told I’ll be “left behind” if I don’t use AI

[Nazia Kazi @NaziaKaziTweets]

You’re laughing? Mayim Bialik, staunch defender of the genocidal ethnostate, took a GLP1 and shat herself for 3 days, and you’re laughing?!

[Lisa @lisathebeauty1]

Work beef is so unnecessary like just do your job 😭

[Thalia @bunziecore]

Begging screaming PLEADING for managers to realize autistic people are NOT going to be able to 'just look around and see what needs to be done'!!!! I work hard and I don't appreciate being written off as a bad worker just because I lack the capacity to notice unwritten rules

[nic @dietxcokewhore]

i think there's something really manipulative about how cats will rub against you extra aggressively when they want food