Alexis Meier

I bring out the weird in people

[Alexis Meier @Alexis_damron99]

Today my chemistry professor said “if you don’t understand by now, you need to be praying or talk to your priest”

[Pryncess ✯ @blackhautte]

them mosquitoes better find somebody else to play w this summer‼️‼️

[Alexis Meier @Alexis_damron99]

At what age do you transition to the women’s section of clothing? Because I hate the juniors section and the women’s.

[Jared Freid @jtrain56]

“Are they in our grade?!” - Me, a 38 year old man.

[Alexis Meier @Alexis_damron99]

Today the roles reversed. I was passed on the road by grandpa…

[Alexis Meier @Alexis_damron99]

Mizzou is embarrassing ILL rn

[somepeoplelikeit @sumpeoplelikeit]

Republicans are amazed that the kids they gleefully put through active shooter drills grew up to vote against them.

[leni @babubarfs]

this can't be the same pay my coworkers are raising 3 kids with

[Alexis Meier @Alexis_damron99]

Laying in bed is my favorite post work activity

[f⌖ @ohfold]

can we all stop pretending little caesar's pizza is bad

[lex @sixxelaaa]

im a fake ass coffee drinker i like it sweet af

[cats being weird little guys 👅 @weirdlilguys]

one for the gram

[$𝔩𝔞𝔭☃️ @slvppy]

how tf y’all take 15-30 minute naps mine be Iike 3-5 hours

[•Julissa• @jules_skyee]

Can we just skip to October already

[introvert @introvertsmemes]

😂

[Robert Reich @RBReich]

Forced birth in a country that refuses to protect children from being murdered at school.

[alli💘💞💗 @allileva]

Washing clothes isn’t the problem, folding them and putting them up is the problem