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its alexis and im on the road to 1,000 followers!!!

[Maddie Ziegler @maddieziegler]

Who's watching tonight?? 🙋🏼 #DanceMoms

[chicken_bacon @Alexisbilly3]

@DanceMoms OMG the first literally 10 minutes got me like damn Daniel wow Poor Kendall 😜 Kendall k. Is my faves

[chicken_bacon @Alexisbilly3]

Checkout this out awesome photo I made with 'Face Swap Booth App' https://t.co/YHm9L9htBn

[chicken_bacon @Alexisbilly3]

Check out this pic of me with Cady! https://t.co/ZJduD8XwJL

[chicken_bacon @Alexisbilly3]

Check out my selfie with Regina! https://t.co/ZJduD8XwJL

[chicken_bacon @Alexisbilly3]

I'm now a D-List celebrity in Kim Kardashian: Hollywood. You can be famous too by playing on iPhone! # https://t.co/6mcXgK4Cbi

[chicken_bacon @Alexisbilly3]

Dora: hola come and explora
Boots: nahhhh
Dora: me soy sad

[chicken_bacon @Alexisbilly3]

Mom
Jeff: 😘
Mom: 😚
Jeff: omfg mom uhhhh wrong number
Mom: 😘😘😘😘😘
Jeff: wtf u perv
Mom: I love you

[chicken_bacon @Alexisbilly3]

Dog: hi
Hog: hola....y to como te llamo
Dog: all I said was hi
Hog: I know what's ur name
Dog: oh hairy
Hog: me llamo carter
Dog: WTFF!!!

[chicken_bacon @Alexisbilly3]

BLEACHED HAIR NEXT IS DYE!!

[chicken_bacon @Alexisbilly3]

Chicken:I love u pig
Pig: what?
Chicken: ur so tender, meaty, yummy GIMME BACON
pig: I thought chickens vegan

Not when it comes to bacon

[chicken_bacon @Alexisbilly3]

Jeb Does Miley Cyrus https://t.co/R3Clk7UlEg

[chicken_bacon @Alexisbilly3]

I created a sing-a-gram for you via @Smule. Check it out: http://t.co/FH7LZfR1BW #SingKaraoke

[chicken_bacon @Alexisbilly3]

Bird: I love the nectar in this flower
Bee: I got here first!
Bird: bitch pa-lease
Bee: stings birds butt*
Bird: fuck off bird fucker

[chicken_bacon @Alexisbilly3]

There is one person in this world I would drop my chipotle for THE CASHIER / COOK because they made me more

[chicken_bacon @Alexisbilly3]

I'll stand by you don't let no body hurt you!!! *wlaks away* GO SUCK DEEZ NUTS

[Snowball @AfricanSnowball]

live noe
http://t.co/tDmFHjnn9k

[chicken_bacon @Alexisbilly3]

Me: I hate this place
Teacher: we all do
Me: wait wait wait a minute to u do too
Teacher: yes yes I do
Me: omg I love u
Teacher: what

[chicken_bacon @Alexisbilly3]

Mom: what did u learn at school
Me: nothin
Mom: then why do I even send u to school
Me: to get in trouble and a social life
Mom:face palm

[chicken_bacon @Alexisbilly3]

Who loves meh wait no one hahahah jk