Alexis Vargas

[Michelle Thomas 🤭 @TheBaddestMitch]

I wanna see Corbin read a paragraph of a Harry Potter book out loud. #LoveIslandUSA

[slothy @slothy_420]

i love when they’re doing road work and they let you drive on the wrong side for a few seconds

[roro, PhD @fuglibetty]

Of course, he who has a peanut allergy garners my sympathy. But he will never garner my respect. You were not meant for this earth and you are on borrowed time

[Fuckin’ Princess @8WithaTiara]

Any room can be a panic room if you just give me a fucking second

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

You don't have to show everybody your full personality like it's very okay to be absolutely nobody to some people.

[Nithya Shri @Nithya_Shrii]

If we're ever in a situation where we're both doing math in our heads, I'm just pretending. It's all on you.

[Nithya Shri @Nithya_Shrii]

Finding a low traffic bathroom at your job is so important.

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

growing up there was a cody in every elementary school class but as an adult i haven't met a cody in years. where did they go

[♰ 𝙽𝚊𝚎𝚝𝚘 @fw_naetoblaq]

When you find out your boss isn't in today, so the day already starts to feel lighter.

[misto @mistowho]

went into dominoes and said "pizza pizza" they shot me in the chest with a rifle

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

I don’t want to be dramatic, but the work week continuously restarting is literally ruining my life.

[⋆⟢ @cyber_l0ser]

miso soup is so cute like yes ur sooo soup !!

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

april fool’s day 10 years ago: uh oh! we’re wendy’s and all of our burgers are triangles now! tee hee

april fool’s day now: ronald mcdonald was on the island and burger king has footage to prove it

[human @vladimirlesbian]

I actually cannot survive with only 2 days off per week this is sucking the life out of me

[𝑱𝒐𝒓𝒐 @JoroJrn]

11am comes so fast in hotels like dang mr. moseby let me grab my stuff

[死 @humanxmaybe]

i have multiple dead horses that i beat regularly

[UwUTangClan @Executivejeff1]

you should be allowed to leave work early if your heart just isn't in it today

[dr pepper diva - tenmocorp ™️ employee @L0W_TIDE_]

last year was tough but i never fell for the dubai chocolate stuff

[pisssippa @pisssippa]

shit can get ugly as fuck like benny blanco

[CHANEL MURDER @ChanelMurder]

I love beating a dead horse idgaf I got something else to say