Alexis

I have a lot of thoughts

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Hallelujah was playing from this kid’s Christian playlist and I said oh this is the Shrek song as a joke and I got absolutely no response. It’s exact times like these when I decide if I will be friends with someone or not. This is obviously a not situation.

[Is Today Ted Danson's Birthday? @TedDansonBDay]

Today is Ted Danson’s birthday.

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I also ripped one. I do not know how to hold anything back in public anymore. How do you participate correctly in public

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I legit just belched in a movie OOP

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Easton is so fun and cute!!!!!!!!!

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“are you okay?” no but i’m funny

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Tiger King: The Doc Antle Story:

Doc: Mark fell off a waterfa-
Me: oh he pushed him. Yeah he did it.

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Listening to the last epi of Rise & Fall of Mars Hill, and it’s SO SAD that all of the heartache came from ONE guy - Mark Driscoll. And all everybody wants is him to own up to it all and apologize. But he cannot do that because he’s the entire embodiment of a narcissist. #GROSS

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How can kids listen to the same thing for hours on end? My niece has been listening to the same 8 bars of a techno song. This is why I don’t want kids.

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Search Party is so good, and I know it’s good because every episode I am gasping and covering my mouth, jaw on the ground, shocked at what’s is HAPPENING #searchparty #hbo

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Also I got a Twitter

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Why do all celebrities feel it so necessary to do a “Hi TikTok, guess who!!!!” when they create their tiktok