Lex

[Ray Mond @AmberRayz]

me trying to hold back a rude comment when I’m in a bad mood

[H @IfeanyiEmm34386]

When you’re planning to wash the dishes, but someone ruins it by telling you to wash them

[miia @miiagarro]

i know my period is coming when i start feeling like this

[bigsock @biggersocks]

netflix helping you spell the movie they don’t have

[Ray Mond @AmberRayz]

Me after saying I have to lock in:

[Milfski @Nilkski_]

I’ve never seen a family in a cybertruck. Just an ugly dude by himself.

[kokii🦋 @kokiimichii]

When my dark humor accidently slips out and now everyone thinks i’m a terrible human being .

[kat @yslnadi]

When you're not premenstrual, nor menstruating, nor ovulating, nor postmenstrual. The best two days of the month.

[mika @mikasagrada]

As vezes eu me atraso pq eu fico assim por muito tempo

[💫𝓓𝓮𝓶𝓸💫🪐 @Demo4fhs]

The fake urgency created in corporate life for absolutely no reason is one of the worst things humans have invented.

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

Me in the group chat reading everyone's message but not saying anything

[• @yducknow]

introverts when they are asked to introduce themselves

[Adam Karpiak @Adam_Karpiak]

“Next, submit a brief video sharing why this opportunity excites you.”

[SweetMarie @Oceanbreeze473]

It takes so much energy to go inside a Walmart.

[Cłoùd𖤐 @vapefuls]

how it feels to talk to a person who doesn't ask any questions after answering yours

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Me thinking of different reasons why this person is calling before answering the call

[ᦔ​ꪮ​ꪶ​ꪶ​ꪗ ™ @OhDolll]

No matter how “elderly” I get I won’t ever buy the bra that’ll give me cone titties.

[Hoodville @Hoodville_]

If your pillow looks like this, don't worry about hantavirus

[⋆ @lowkeyalbert]

me with the pants i always wear