Alex

[Alex @Alexisnthigh]

At Texas roadhouse 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Alex @Alexisnthigh]

There’s nothing intellectual about this property

[Alex @Alexisnthigh]

We need a fine of $1,000,000 for each fake job listing a company posts for resume mining

[Alex @Alexisnthigh]

You know we’re in a recession when gas at the Shell in Broward is the same as the one in Boca

[Alex @Alexisnthigh]

Yall do NOT Alt F4 out of Persona 5

[Alex @Alexisnthigh]

Chekov’s emergency contact

[Alex @Alexisnthigh]

I wish someone would listen to me about how good Dexter: Resurrection is

[Alex @Alexisnthigh]

I feel so Jewish making this oil last longer than I thought

[Alex @Alexisnthigh]

Microdosing a show I can’t watch by listening to its intro

[Alex @Alexisnthigh]

You literally can’t have a panic attack listening to steely dan

[Alex @Alexisnthigh]

Cotton mouth! Is that a weed reference, or a snake one?

[Alex @Alexisnthigh]

Remember F stop Fitzgerald

[Alex @Alexisnthigh]

On the Ash diet (only carbs)

[Alex @Alexisnthigh]

If this lady says choo choo one more fucking time I will lose it

[Alex @Alexisnthigh]

I miss Nyan Cat

[Alex @Alexisnthigh]

Is the opposite of a nothing burger an everything bagel?

[Alex @Alexisnthigh]

Writing a song about Jeffery Epstein in the key of A minor

[Alex @Alexisnthigh]

Is 10:22 too early to make ANY phone call?

[Alex @Alexisnthigh]

The US needs to be more like Dexter season 5

[Alex @Alexisnthigh]

Chekov’s shahid drone

[Alex @Alexisnthigh]

FUCK YOU RUDY