Alexis

FAU | 🌻

[☔ @Whotfismick]

"fuck this job" *goes to work*

[puff @rishipuff]

abolish the five day work week please i need to do my dishes

[Big Britt @bigfacebritt]

The millennial urge to quit my job every time they ask me to do my job

[T ♡ @aGHOSTappeared]

Best look of the night hands down #MetGala

[Miah @_kblanton]

My biggest pet peeve is when people over-promise and then under-deliver. Because you could’ve just shut up.

[JEANIE @jeaniesounds]

me: i have errands to run

the errands:

[abby @outoflemonjuice]

i wish the climate knew she didn’t have to change for anyone :(

[Thotty Kay💕 @coIIegebby]

am i the only one lol

[Sydney Battle @SydneyBattle]

will they stop going to space and tell us what’s at the bottom of the ocean already

[Rick Smoove @_RickSmoove]

MTV just be pressing play on “Ridiculousness” and leave the studio for 3 days

[coach/player @OffBall30]

Direct deposit: 1400

Me at SeaWorld: how much for their freedom

[Alexis @Alexissnicolee_]

@lalamanley Yikes I’m offended

[tommy💉 @__justtommy]

Bro I got HBO max, Disney plus, and a air fryer. You not finna talk to me crazy