AlexistheTechie

QA Powerhouse. Speaker. Technophile. Skier. Traveler. Makeup Muva | On the verge of greatness ✨

[AlexistheTechie @AlexistheTechie]

@lepaleshadow @BotBlackTech Hi! I’m Alexis. I break things for a living and help developers make their features more robust. I’m a QA Eng!

[jeremy es @jerevanssmith]

FACTS lmao 😂

[AlexistheTechie @AlexistheTechie]

@Brii_toe_knee

[WMITP @WMITPodcast6]

Direct Deposit: $1400

Jamaican Restaurant: We nuh hav-

Me: Yuh haffit TODAY

[AlexistheTechie @AlexistheTechie]

My favorite time of year 😍

[MoneyBaggMyMy @InfoSecQueen]

The guy making over $500,000 annually at Netflix as a Sr. Site Reliability Engineer lives in my mind rent free.

[AlexistheTechie @AlexistheTechie]

This is very similar as to why I left @MACcosmetics 🤷🏽‍♀️, except it was my terminal dad.

[AlexistheTechie @AlexistheTechie]

We love to see it

[AlexistheTechie @AlexistheTechie]

@DigitalBlkHippy Marcie! My next tattoo hopefully

[Lex @YoungKeishA]

I finally have slack off of my personal device 😫it’s been a long lonnnnnnggggggg time cominnnnnn but I know a change gon come

[AlexistheTechie @AlexistheTechie]

But why is this me cutting up at the party 😂😂🙃🙃

[AlexistheTechie @AlexistheTechie]

@Brii_toe_knee @DigitalBlkHippy Y’all can go ahead and be jealous. That’s fine. I’ll even let you sit in it when you visit lol

[AlexistheTechie @AlexistheTechie]

I like my stuff WEIRD. @Brii_toe_knee @DigitalBlkHippy your thoughts?

[Bloomberg Originals @bbgoriginals]

Looking for a #WFH or gaming chair?

This zero-gravity seat, developed by Cluvens, wraps around you like a giant scorpion 🦂

[AlexistheTechie @AlexistheTechie]

Downside? The desk comes today and no one does white glove anymore so I have to put it together

[AlexistheTechie @AlexistheTechie]

I finally broke down and bought a desk and a chair @RobHartsock would be so proud

[AlexistheTechie @AlexistheTechie]

Lmaoo thank you for allowing me to be weird 😂

[Valerie 🐦‍🔥 | Founder of Phoenixing @DigitalBlkHippy]

@AlexistheTechie @Brii_toe_knee My thought is this is only for you 🤣 I fully support from afar tho

[AlexistheTechie @AlexistheTechie]

Terrible pet peeve I have is when people say they are from DC and they are actually from MD or VA.

[AlexistheTechie @AlexistheTechie]

@LordOfAlabama

[AlexistheTechie @AlexistheTechie]

@My_Boon That sounds like a hostage situation