Alex- the chudette brunette

the biggest the largest 🤰
not pc 🚫🙅‍♀️
married.💒
i hate lolis.🔪🚫
i hate abortion. 👼
I love jesus.✝️
I am an internet jester. 🃏

[Alex- the chudette brunette @Alexizbased]

Males only serve one purpose to me and thats to play map games with me

[dmoon @dmoonlives]

There isn’t a single benefit to men having female friends. They don’t even give you social proof because you just look like their gay sidekick or friendzoned beta male orbiter. Preselection only comes from being seen with a girl who is obviously your girlfriend.

[Alex- the chudette brunette @Alexizbased]

@TBzoomer Cleaning? Thats cap

[Alex- the chudette brunette @Alexizbased]

@vinylswift89 In my town they would've tried to sell it for 200 bucks

[Alex- the chudette brunette @Alexizbased]

@davidbielich @CrimsonsBar @Allieisbased @BinaGotti Faggot and pedophile are redundant, David

[Alex- the chudette brunette @Alexizbased]

@inuhoii @JakedChinatown Yeah because theres no difference between physical violence and a joke

[Alex- the chudette brunette @Alexizbased]

@ML_ennial @JakedChinatown U have a gay flag. Not arguing about pedo jokes with a nigga whos personally invested

[Alex- the chudette brunette @Alexizbased]

@queijovibe

[Alex- the chudette brunette @Alexizbased]

What happened to men being true romantics

[Kragehul II @KampfgruppeKrag]

Another way men are better than women: the male fantasy is all the women in his harem getting along; woman prefers for multiple men to fight over her.

[★ @astarinthesea_]

domestic violence is truly an awful crime however if my girlfriend ever asked to open the relationship id probably tear her in half and feast on her innards

[Alex- the chudette brunette @Alexizbased]

sometimes I see a good tweet but its from a big account and i know they were not clever enough to come up with something funny on their

[Alex- the chudette brunette @Alexizbased]

@FrierenRapistHH Too much coochie eventually makes u gay

[Alex- the chudette brunette @Alexizbased]

If u grew up in a ghetto u would know what shes talking about

One time one of my 7th grade teachers *male* slapped a boy across the face

[Odette @Odetteforwomyn]

we don't talk enough about female teachers getting harassed by little boys to the point they cry. so sick of them

[Alex- the chudette brunette @Alexizbased]

I feel ive seen this question asked 500 times over the past 2 years and theres always a million replies explaining it but then the post pops up again and idk are u mfs even real

[Brendelusional @iLikeBrenden]

Why are people calling showers "everything showers" shouldn't every shower be an everything shower? are y'all not washing your ass until like every fourth shower? That'll absolutely make sense on why so many people smell like shit nowadays.

[Alex- the chudette brunette @Alexizbased]

@BinaGotti @brandnew68 @JakedChinatown Niggas who wanna touch kids are predator hunters on youtube. Ppl who laugh about touching kids are likely normal. Thems just the rules dont know what to tell u boy

[Alex- the chudette brunette @Alexizbased]

@brandnew68 @JakedChinatown A nigga who wants to troll thats hes a pedo its in the name

[Alex- the chudette brunette @Alexizbased]

@Xandresrevenge Wanting God to nanny state instead of just cleaning ur own front yard 🥱🥱🥱

[Alex- the chudette brunette @Alexizbased]

@GroypaTwoTuff Now i know why nick thinks his fans are retards

[Alex- the chudette brunette @Alexizbased]

@lenka87reads Hilarious *