W.T.F. alex

[W.T.F. alex @Alexj_84]

Alexa, find me a man.

[W.T.F. alex @Alexj_84]

Paying close attention to the orbits hot men in my life make. 🤨

[Chase ❤️‍🔥 @chasenthecityy]

A t*p cancelled on me 10 min before, so I just took an edible and gonna order a shit ton of McDonald’s 😤🫃🏼

[W.T.F. alex @Alexj_84]

@ellimak_ Woohoo! Where at?

[W.T.F. alex @Alexj_84]

@ty_ler_michael Fragile masculinity. No response is a response and no one [on Grindr] owes you anything.

[W.T.F. alex @Alexj_84]

@apairofplants When will you make another of these?

[W.T.F. alex @Alexj_84]

ALERT! Dentist has skipped past the DMs and has directly texted me. I worry my ovaries may explode.

[W.T.F. alex @Alexj_84]

And after all these years and leaving Michigan, I sleep better at night knowing the sexy dentist still slides into the DMs frequently.

[W.T.F. alex @Alexj_84]

Does anyone else feel overwhelmed with the amount of ads in @Snapchat’s [overly long] Discover videos?

[W.T.F. alex @Alexj_84]

@Pokemon Lol. What if it was a pineco/forrettress cause apricots and they also explode.

[W.T.F. alex @Alexj_84]

I am perfectly fine with being dead by midnight on a Saturday. Let Gen Z take on the next few hours. This bitch is tired.

[W.T.F. alex @Alexj_84]

My tik tok has just passed the 17K mark. 3K more and I’ll make an OnlyFans.

[W.T.F. alex @Alexj_84]

If this straight man thinks I’m going to fall for his thirst traps while I’m getting ready to go out and have me a good time, then he is absolutely right. #GodBlesstheNavy

[W.T.F. alex @Alexj_84]

Still wondering why people talk on speaker phone while in public places.

[W.T.F. alex @Alexj_84]

Would honestly prefer no response over a half-assed one 🥴

[W.T.F. alex @Alexj_84]

Life has definitely been challenging lately, but I am so happy to report that the sexy dentist has returned to my DMs. #cavitycheck

[W.T.F. alex @Alexj_84]

It’s a drink wine and scroll through my screenshots kind of night. 🍷

[W.T.F. alex @Alexj_84]

@brybeja She grew a beard and now anything is possible!