Dark Forest

Dark Forest

[Dark Forest @Alexjparsons]

@GabyADavid It took 3 hrs to get the email but idgaf lmao its free money

[Dark Forest @Alexjparsons]

@FIAT_UK lol what is the point 🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️#fiat500 #fiat #fiatfinancialservices

[Dark Forest @Alexjparsons]

@HiltonVenice hi, is your Skyline Bar open today ? Thanks

[kim @KimmyMonte]

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[Dark Forest @Alexjparsons]

@Unexplained @JayPLondon 😶😶😶

[Dark Forest @Alexjparsons]

@HiltonVenice Ciao, is your Skyline Bar open as usual tonight ? Grazie!

[Dark Forest @Alexjparsons]

@HiltonVenice Thank you for coming back to me so quickly 😊🥂 (& I assume you mean 1am?)

[Dark Forest @Alexjparsons]

@HiltonVenice Hi! Just checking the Skyline bar is open 24th, 25th & 26th January to public and normal opening times ? Thank you !

[Dark Forest @Alexjparsons]

@DVLAgovuk I’ve had to renew my drivers license as it’s been 10 years. How soon do I have to cut up the existing one a post to Swansea? Also, do I have to get a stamp?

[DOM 🪄 @fairybrandmuva_]

“No” is a complete sentence. Stop explaining and overextending yourself in 2019.

[Dark Forest @Alexjparsons]

@silkspectrejo @thameswater Gosh is that what’s causing it ?

[Ben McDonald @Bmac0507]

Probably so people don't slide on ice and die. https://t.co/5XqtekJT59

[Dark Forest @Alexjparsons]

Hey @HiltonVenice ! Is your bar open to the public tonight? Last night it was closed for a private event, many thanks !

[Catfish @CatfishMTV]

BEST COSTUME AWARD GOES TO... https://t.co/snUSyTB3bJ

[Peter Stefanovic @PeterStefanovi2]

If you only read one thing today make it this

[Dr Christian Jessen @DoctorChristian]

If I feel physically uncomfortable when someone serves me wine in the wrong sort of glass have I gone past the point of no return?

[Chelsea DeBoer @ChelseaHouska]

I hope teenagers really appreciate their metabolisms. I'm only 25 and I already gain 5lb just from eating a carrot.

[george E Z R A @george_ezra]

I'm in fucking Budapest

[Dick King-Smith HQ @DickKingSmith]

Combat the bad stuff with this video of Norman the Dachshund taking on a fidget spinner.
https://t.co/56dX5PQG7I

[nyc blonde @NYC_Blonde]

When you see someone's AOL email address and you're like oh do you also churn butter and have a land line in your house?