Alex Washburn

[Mikli @CryptoMikli]

Rasmr reveals Kai Cenat's 1,000,000 subs record was just him gifting subs to himself at an 80% discount

"I'm surprised at how many people don't know this. Every sub that Kai gifted to his own channel, he kept 80% of the revenue. So a million subs wasn't a $5 million expense, it was closer to $1 million"

"He'd have sponsors buy subs, keep 80% of the money, and use that to climb the sub leaderboard. That's basically how the Kai Cenat marathon stream strategy worked"

[Nick 🇨🇦 @Nick28T]

FINE, I’ll watch Band of Brothers again for the 7,205th time.

[Jack @Jackkk]

Shaquille O’Neal explains why you should call your dad after an argument

George Janko: “I actually recently just got into it with my dad”

Shaq: “So what you need to do when you leave here, just call him and tell him you love him. That's it. It doesn't matter who's right or who's wrong. Dad, I love you and I respect you and I'll see you when I get home”

“One of the biggest mistakes I made is because I work a lot it's easy to go, I'll do it tomorrow. I’ll do it tomorrow. I’ll do it tomorrow”

“One day I get a call that my sister's no longer with us so I'm already down and then I get another call, ‘Hey man, Kobe Bryant just passed away’”

“All I had to do was pick up the phone and say, ‘Hey, I miss you. Hey, I love you. Hey, what you doing?’”

“So after we get off this George don't go hang with these guys. Go in the back room and call your father. Say, ‘Dad, I love you’”

“Everybody's gonna have arguments and you're gonna have fights but I know you have respect for your father”

“Sometimes when we get older we think they don't know what they're talking about but just listen to what he's saying. If you agree, do it. If you don't agree, respectfully say, ‘Dad, I don't agree’”

“You don't need to be fighting and going long distance without talking to your dad. So after this just call him and tell him you love him”

[Matt Walsh @MattWalshBlog]

No, I don’t enjoy this outcome. I would have prefer that he was executed. In fact in a just society he’d already be buried in a prison cemetery. But since that’s not on the table then I’ll take this outcome as second best.

[J&L Historical @Jason_R_Burt]

From the muddy fields of Normandy to the pages of history, Dick Winters didn’t just lead Easy Company — he distilled a lifetime of command into 10 timeless principles.

🧵 Dick Winters’ 10 Principles of leadership

[Fifty Shades of Whey @davenewworld_2]

A Catholic high school in Louisiana agreed to a massive seven-figure settlement in a lawsuit alleging child sexual abuse by school staff.

The settlement was filed in court a few days before jury selection, which effectively cancels what would have been a very devastating public trial for one of New Orleans' most prominent Catholic schools.

Jesuit High School's former president confirmed during a sworn deposition that at least 9 of his colleagues (mostly clergymen) were credibly accused of child sexual assault.

Another case involving a different victim and the same school is expected to go forward on September 21st.

[Jason Cohen 🇺🇸 @JasonJournoDC]

💥NEW: Stephen A. Smith *UNLOADS* on Jill Biden💥

“This woman, his wife, the former first lady, goes out there in front of the microphones with the cameras working and say, ‘You were wonderful. You answered all the questions.’ Really?”

“And then now it’s almost two years later and what does she do? With a book to sell, she admits she thought he had a stroke. He was so awful. He was so bad that night. He was so unlike himself. She thought he actually had a stroke.”

“So, in other words, with gubernatorial races set to come about, mayoral races, the midterms, you gon’ go out there on center stage and admit on behalf of the Democratic Party that you and the rest of them were lying through their teeth. And you think that’s gon’ help y’all win?”

[💍💍💍💍 @warriorsger]

perfect way to explain it

[Alex Washburn @Alexjwash]

This is the most delusional fan base I’ve ever seen

[Sam Humphreys @SamHumphreys34]

First half is over, and the Thunder have 7 free throw attempts. Spurs have 17FTA.

Castle and the Spurs are draped over Shai, hacking him, pulling his jersey, reaching in, getting in his landing space, tackling him every single possession…

…and Shai has 2FTA.

It’s a shame a game of this magnitude isn’t being called both ways.

Tough enough for OKC to play without JDub and Ajay, but now they are playing against Scott Foster.

[Hater Report @HaterReport]

SGA just fell down on the shot completely UNTOUCHED

This is the most SHAMELESS basketball player I've ever seen and the refs keep letting him get away with it

[Micah Parsons @MicahhParsons11]

It’s becoming very hard to watch basketball!!

[Luka Updates @LukaUpdates]

At the free throw line 😂

[Alex Washburn @Alexjwash]

God tier troll

[Legion Hoops @LegionHoops]

I can’t believe what I’m seeing: Dillon Brooks is collabing with Underdog on a SGA-themed Operation game.

“If you touch him, it’s a foul.” Unbelievable. 😭

[dank @cptdankkk]

Kevin O’Leary says your closet is full of crap and you should start buying quality

"My mother taught me don't buy crap. She used to only buy one Chanel jacket a year, but a really good one"

"When she died, there was a cat fight for her clothing amongst the women in my family because they were now vintage Chanels"

"Most people if you go look in your closet it's full of crap you don't need. Don't buy the crap, buy the good stuff and just buy less of it"

[BIGMEM12 @BIGMEM12]

Shai when he actually has to play against real defense

[SAY CHEESE! 👄🧀 @SaycheeseDGTL]

The Transportation Security Administration (TSA) has updated its guidance for medical marijuana.

Listing it as allowed in both carry-on and checked bags.

[Dez Bryant @DezBryant]

Bruh🤣

[Hater Report @HaterReport]

Chet Holmgren whenever he plays Wemby

[Barry @BarryOnHere]

Least valuable MVP winners since 1997 (based on team's Net Rating with player off court):

1) 2011 Rose (+6.1)
2) 2025 SGA (+5.7)
3) 2018 Harden (+5.2)
4) 2026 SGA (+4.2)
5) 2019 Giannis (+3.2)

Checks out.