@Jasiri_D30 @echenze No wonder coastal political banter is this sweet.
Some are saying the recent visit was useless and a campaign gimmick.
Kiswahili kitamu huwezi jua ni mchambo.
@Jasiri_D30 @echenze No wonder coastal political banter is this sweet.
Some are saying the recent visit was useless and a campaign gimmick.
Kiswahili kitamu huwezi jua ni mchambo.
DEFYING THE BULLETS AND THE BARRIERS: HOMABAY HAS SPOKEN!
Despite a well choreographed campaign of terror and violence, my tour of Homabay County was a resounding and historic success. The forces of darkness tried to stop us, but the power of the people triumphed, proving that our journey of liberation cannot and will not be halted by hired goons or state complicity.
The trouble began the moment our ferry docked at Mbita, where an organized group of goons targeted my motorcade, smashing my vehicle's windscreen and damaging several other fleet cars. They severely underestimated the people, however, as the public swiftly repulsed them, allowing us to hold two massive, electric rallies in Mbita Town and Rusinga Island. As we proceeded to Sindo in Suba South, the desperation of our detractors intensified. Roadblocks of burning tyres were erected, stones were pelted at us, and a dedicated member of our team, Cvilizer Aran, was brutally attacked. Once again, ordinary citizens stood firm and overpowered the goons, paving the way for a highly successful and peaceful rally in Sindo. After four more triumphant stops on our way back to Kisumu, we met the ultimate act of cowardice at Kodoyo Junction. The road was deliberately barricaded with a concrete electric pole and massive boulders. Hired militia rained stones on our convoy and hacked two of our team members, who are currently nursing severe injuries at Tranquil Hospital in Homabay. We pray for their quick recovery and demand justice for this heinous act.
It is deeply shameful and hypocritical for Gladys Wanga to masquerade as a leader and a mother while orchestrating the cold blooded slaughter of other mothers' children for political mileage. What is even more telling is that all these violent incidents occurred in the full glare of the police, who stood by as mere bystanders. Now it makes perfect sense why the state withdrew my official security detail just before this trip; they wanted to leave us exposed to harm. But let me be absolutely clear: I will never be cowed into submission. My ultimate security is the millions of Kenyans fighting for their rights.
To William Ruto, I say this clearly: Do not attempt to take my life. Too many Luos have already lost their lives under your watch in unclear, bloody circumstances. I have spent my entire life in the trenches fighting for the democracy and constitutionalism that this nation enjoys today, and Kenya does not deserve this regression into a police state. To the brave people of Homabay, thank you for standing with the truth and for shielding us against oppression. This is just the beginning of our march to freedom.
Homabay, I will be back!
For those who received this “love message” from the Taxman:
“Dear (Kamau, Omondi, Wafula, Korir, Kalonzo — who have I left out…),
KRA has established that you earned income of KES 2,930,515 subject to Withholding Tax (WHT). The tax due on this income is KES 639,777. Kindly pay this tax on or before 30-04-2026. For assistance on payment or filing, reach us via WhatsApp on 0711 099 999.”
DON’T PANIC
When they talked about income and expense validation, this is what it meant.
They already have visibility of your income and expenses for the year through data transmitted via eTIMS though this may not reflect the correct position.
So, where do you start?
1. Confirm if this reflects your correct tax position as per your books ( hope you have some 😎)
-Kenya’s tax system is still a self-assessment regime !Prepare your tax return to establish the correct position.
-If you had expenses that were not supported through eTIMS, the KRA system assumes you had no expenses.
-If you have proper records with complete supplier details, deduct those expenses from the income and compute tax on the revised profit position.
Remember, the KRA position is based on the data they have; it is not absolute.
-If the KRA income figure is higher than your actual income (e.g., due to erroneous eTIMS invoices or cancellations done “verbally”), you can make accounting adjustments by raising credit notes and support your position accordingly.
2. Confirm whether you fall under the instalment tax regime
-Remember, instalment tax has a threshold. The 30th April deadline relates to the final instalment under this regime. If you’re not under instalment tax, June is not far off.
3. If the KRA position reflects your actual tax liability—PAY
-Tax is unavoidable—be compliant.
-If you are unable to pay in full, request a payment plan. Don’t panic.
4. Shift from reactive to proactive tax planning
-If there is no expense reflected in the KRA message, it means no expenses were transmitted against your PIN.
-Review and adjust your business model accordingly.
5. Invest in knowledge -Join my next tax masterclass and understand how to manage your tax affairs proactively.
Also normalize following accounts that talk about Tax and Tax changes like @AmbokoJH@WashiraX@SokoAnalyst among others
The Anfield lights and the noise from us, the fans will be the 12th and 13th players. Lfc will be through to semis and be the 2026 UCL champions. Mark this tweet. YNWA
And when history is written about me, I hope your hearts will melt and thank God that our lives crossed and hope I impacted your life and that of your generations positively. #Adreamer.