Alex Nelson

“I’m sorta like Costco. I’m big, I’m not fancy, and I dare ya not to like me”

[Alex Nelson @Alexnelly33]

If this was real I’m now a Tom Brady fan

[New York Post @nypost]

Tom Brady slaps 'dork' Logan Paul as Karl-Anthony Towns intervenes during wild Fanatics Fest moment https://t.co/g2dH0EdXvS

[Natalie F Danelishen @Chesschick01]

Never deleting this app. 😂

[Travis Rockhold @TravisRockhold]

And this folks….is how you tweet.

[HokutoNoTism (TAL) @kenshirotism]

This is literally one of the factors that caused the 2008 crash.

[Chris Martz @ChrisMartzWX]

Fires are not caused by 37°C temperatures and wind. They need an actual ignition source.

[Rick DeVos @RickDeVos]

Next level dystopian aesthetics unlocked

[Tyler Horka @tbhorka]

CJ Carr tells @richeisen Notre Dame strength coach Loren Landow, who used to work with UFC athletes, has told Irish players, “the best fighters never left it to the judges.”

ND left it up to chance by losing two games last season. Time to leave no doubt.

[R A W S A L E R T S @rawsalerts]

🚨#BREAKING: Marco Rubio reveals Antifa is supported by Iran & Cuba through a transnational network, waging terrorism & propaganda against the West.

[Alex Nelson @Alexnelly33]

More tax breaks or making some things tax free can help bring down costs for Farmers. Honestly if you want less data centers we need to be using less technology and less AI

[Sophie Cunningham @sophaller]

so how do we save our farm land and stop all these dumb data centers?

[Arby's @Arbys]

Thank you mac & cheesesteak

[Tucker Martin @jtuckermartin]

This is 100% the safest thing you can eat right now

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

The Starting lineup for both All Star teams are signing their name in the lineup like it’s the Declaration of Independence

[nascarcasm @nascarcasm]

NEIGHBORS AT 2 A.M.: FINALLY the race is over, and we can finally get some slee...

RYAN BLANEY: LOL

[Alex Nelson @Alexnelly33]

The funny thing is he left and ND got better and LSU got worse

[Tyler Horka @tbhorka]

Brian Kelly told @Matt_Fortuna and @PeteSampson_ he was "mischaracterized" for how he left Notre Dame.

"I didn't leave Notre Dame because they couldn't win a national championship. Those words never came out of my mouth.

"What I said was if I'm going to leave, I'm going to go to a place that can win a national championship. And that was perceived as being, 'Oh, he doesn't think he can win one here.'

"So, look, I think we all know this, dipping my toe into the media a little bit, there is never a great time. The timing stinks. And it stinks mostly for the players, but it's not easy on the coaches either."

(via The Independent podcast)

https://t.co/E4ScJLWXpc

[Alex Nelson @Alexnelly33]

@jeff_gluck @Jordan_Bianchi how I see the ruling is the 23 wasn’t blocked so no need to go below the line however before he was behind the 77 and after going below that gave him the inside line even though he didn’t complete the pass it still “improved his positioning” into 3

[NASCAR @NASCAR]

WHAT A FINISH IN ATLANTA!!

[correlation @nosyone4]

“passes Caitlin Clark” and she’s a 12 year vet LMFAOOOO

[Alex Nelson @Alexnelly33]

The fact that she made this video should answer that question

[Clown World ™ 🤡 @ClownWorld]

This homeowner noticed that one neighbor planted a row of trees directly along their shared property line. Then the neighbor on the other side did the exact same thing. What makes it strange is the trees only run along her property, not the neighboring lots.

Now she’s wondering if she’s overthinking it or if both neighbors are sending a message without actually saying anything.

Do you think she’s reading too much into it, or does this look intentional?

[Fastbreak Hoops @FastbreakHoops5]

She's not wrong 🥲

[Alex Nelson @Alexnelly33]

I’ll take idiotic takes for 1000 Alex

[First Take @FirstTake]

“I don't think that you can make a compelling argument that Caitlin Clark is a top-four guard in the WNBA.”

@DavidDTSS speaks on Caitlin Clark's hype coming into the league 👀