Alex || Half-Orc | Full Friendship

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35 y.o. - they/them -
TikTok&Insta: alex_the_himbo.69 - Minors DNF 🔞

[Alex || Half-Orc | Full Friendship @Alexsaursaur]

I'm obsessed with these ⚔️💚

#erwin #aotcosplay #cosplayer

[Alex || Half-Orc | Full Friendship @Alexsaursaur]

Me: This world might disagree about a lot of things.....but we all universally wanna fuck Kovu

@in_ur_laine : And Nuka

@belieubear : And Vitani

Lion King 2 is supreme

[Alex || Half-Orc | Full Friendship @Alexsaursaur]

Speak No Evil is Horror Genre Barbie

- @in_ur_laine 💚🤌🏼

[Alex || Half-Orc | Full Friendship @Alexsaursaur]

@iSTAY4felix Absolutely yes. It is a must

[Alex || Half-Orc | Full Friendship @Alexsaursaur]

When I say I'm a pillow princess, what I mean is that I use 1 body pillow, 2 standard pillows, 2 medium squashmellows, 1 small squashmellow, and 1 💩emoji pillow to properly prop up my body so that it's not a wreck in the morning 🤣 not to mention my fall asleep gear 🤣

[Alex || Half-Orc | Full Friendship @Alexsaursaur]

@amburritoart The most fun lol the I need a guided YouTube meditation level to fall asleep kind of fun 🤣🤣🤣

[Alex || Half-Orc | Full Friendship @Alexsaursaur]

Laine and I discussing how peeing in front of each other strengthens bonds

Me: "Peeing bond.....bond peeing"

@in_ur_laine : "Peeing....Bond Peeing" *in James Bond font*

[Alex || Half-Orc | Full Friendship @Alexsaursaur]

Me: "I simply can't wait to make a Mexican bard who is part of a mariachi band for my next DND campaign"

@in_ur_laine: "you're going to have to learn how to speak Spanish"

Me, a whole half ass Mexican:......."yo quiero taco bell.....nailed it"

Laine: 🤦🏻

[Alex || Half-Orc | Full Friendship @Alexsaursaur]

@in_ur_laine You are the only one who can help me Laine never stop trying 🤣🤣

[Alex || Half-Orc | Full Friendship @Alexsaursaur]

I can't believe that @in_ur_laine tried to keep me fiscally responsible and I defied them and got a free bag of Skittles because the guy didn't feel like ringing them up 🤣🤣🤌🏼🤌🏼

[Alex || Half-Orc | Full Friendship @Alexsaursaur]

Okay I've now had two dreams in the past week about partnering up with a German shepherd named Dozer but I am too irresponsible and flighty to own a dog again. So I can only deduce that my future partner is out there with a dog named Dozer so sound off if that's you 🤣

[Alex || Half-Orc | Full Friendship @Alexsaursaur]

@wildberriescos FUCK YEAH 🔥🔥🔥🔥💚💚💚

[Alex || Half-Orc | Full Friendship @Alexsaursaur]

@alexand69others Running is running how dare people tell you otherwise lol avoid the ratssssss

[Alex || Half-Orc | Full Friendship @Alexsaursaur]

@in_ur_laine @belieubear DAMNNMN 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[Laine || half-elf • full friendship @in_ur_laine]

I need everyone to understand how OBSESSED I am with this aventio tattoo🤩🤩 it’s probably sad how quickly I fell in love with Aventurine’s character but that’s beside the point😅 anyways DO STAY ALIVE💚🤍

#aventurine #aventio #ratiorine

[Alex || Half-Orc | Full Friendship @Alexsaursaur]

Me: *sandwiches Laine's hand with mine affectionately*

@in_ur_laine : *deadpan* "Your hands are rough."

Me: *crying* *wounded*

Laine: "........In case you wanna do something about that"

[Throttlee @throttleetwt]

ahhh I am so happy to finally share this !
sweet moment from the new Red Dahlia chapter 💛
of @blueberryllus please enjoy ! !

[Alex || Half-Orc | Full Friendship @Alexsaursaur]

@madamsakusa Omg I'm so glad you saw this 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I might have to re read ICTP now

[Alex || Half-Orc | Full Friendship @Alexsaursaur]

Me coming out of fanfic hibernation when I get the email notification for a new chapter 🤣🤣

[BERRY @blueberryllus]

Chapter 8 , definitely not a year late 🥸

[BERRY @blueberryllus]

Chapter 8 , definitely not a year late 🥸

[Alex || Half-Orc | Full Friendship @Alexsaursaur]

@in_ur_laine @AvatarOdin @belieubear Is this idea still on the table 🤣🤣