Alexandra the Great

🏰 2022 - ? AD 👑 Queen of Shit-Posting

[Alexandra the Great @AlextheGreat_IV]

@MikexWWE @itsdanibrown @FOXFOOTY Coming from someone who’s head is too small for his body 👌🏻

[Alexandra the Great @AlextheGreat_IV]

@Cobratate Like Trump, you look good in orange. Enjoy not being able to vote in prison :)

[Alexandra the Great @AlextheGreat_IV]

@davidalexps @Cobratate Yeah MEN. Kamala is a WOMEN. Thanks for attending my TedTalk.

[Alexandra the Great @AlextheGreat_IV]

Where are adult only flights at? They need to start existing…

#Travel #Plane #KidsMakeMeNotWantToTravel

[Alexandra the Great @AlextheGreat_IV]

The worst part being, after bringing a child I don’t want into this ruined world and economy, it could still turn out to be a misogynistic, homophobic, self centred asshole like Harrison Butker.

[Alexandra the Great @AlextheGreat_IV]

Sorry boss, I have to hand in my two weeks notice? Why? Some guy on the internet told me I ain’t shit unless I get married and have kids. So now I have to go out, experience 9 months of hell and give birth to a financial and emotional burden, so my life will have meaning.

[Robert Griffin III @RGIII]

Women can be badass CEOs.
Women can be badass Doctors.
Women can be badass Lawyers.
Women can be badass Moms.
Women can do whatever they want.
It’s their right to choose what they will be.

[HeyYallMary @hey_yall_mary]

Harrison Butker giving his speech

[cooper @CooperOnAir]

I’ll let the Swifties handle Harrison Butker 😅

[Alexandra the Great @AlextheGreat_IV]

Fucking man spreading is ridiculous. You can’t see it in this photo, but on top of squishing the young girl to his left in, his legs are either side of mine too, limiting my movement.

Why do males feel the need to do this?

[Alexandra the Great @AlextheGreat_IV]

@DanielAndrewsMP If you don’t like it, move to America where you all clearly belong :)

[Alexandra the Great @AlextheGreat_IV]

@DanielAndrewsMP Love how the people hating on Dan for “shutting down a state” during global pandemic, thus protecting us and saving thousands of lives, also have “vote no” in their profile. It’s really quite telling.

[Alexandra the Great @AlextheGreat_IV]

@swiftsbelle @Ticketek_AU Is there a reason you need to go to more than one concert when a millions of people will be fighting for tickets just to go to one?

[Alexandra the Great @AlextheGreat_IV]

@lovetheviewtay @Ticketek_AU Why do you need tickets to two different shows?

[Alexandra the Great @AlextheGreat_IV]

@Bertha02849678 The fact that you’re focusing on the age component and not the action, says a lot about you and proves my point. So thank you.

[Alexandra the Great @AlextheGreat_IV]

@theprojecttv Can't help yourself, can you Eddie? You would think with how racist your club is “alleged” to be (remember when you got fired?), you'd be up to date on your history. But maybe take a look in the history books again and you'll see Port had the guernsey before your precious 🥧’s

[Alexandra the Great @AlextheGreat_IV]

#AFLLionsDees

[Alexandra @Alexandra_W33]

If I can’t unsee it, you can’t either. @brisbanelions #AFLLionsDees #WillAshcroft #PrinceCharming

[Alexandra the Great @AlextheGreat_IV]

Jeremy Howe? More like Jeremy Ow. #AFLCatsPies #AFL

[Alexandra the Great @AlextheGreat_IV]

@kayosports #kayo

[Alexandra the Great @AlextheGreat_IV]

Melinda, a successful business woman, worth millions versus a nobody like Harrison… love to see it #MAFSAU